May 23, 2012

NFL Receiver Did Not Catch HIV: Buffalo Bills wide receiver David Clowney tweeted some personal (and I mean personal) health news Tuesday: "Got My HIV Results Back!! Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe." He even included a photo. Shout out to Dr. Thomas White!

posted by rcade to football at 12:07 PM - 8 comments

Middle name Cortez -- he must be a concra, no doubt.

He traded in his HIV worries for a complimentary gift basket of new concerns.

Such as: go ahead and put your personal info on the web. Patient ID, etc. Nobody will do anything bad with it.

He also needs to think about the quality of the hotel rooms in Buffalo. That issue may still be lingering in the air, unresolved.

posted by beaverboard at 01:07 PM on May 23, 2012

For safety's sake, he should date Lolo Jones.

posted by yerfatma at 01:21 PM on May 23, 2012

Well, personally--I'm all for celebrating life's little victories. Congratulations Mr. Clowney Does that sound like the title to a Phish song to anyone else?

posted by tahoemoj at 02:46 PM on May 23, 2012

Lolo's an outgoing yon virgin (NSFW).

posted by rcade at 03:07 PM on May 23, 2012

NFL Receiver Did Not Catch HIV

I see what you did there.

posted by phaedon at 03:19 PM on May 23, 2012

I would totally do this virgin thing but like most things in life, I suck the first time I try something, and I would hate to be stuck in a marriage and have to deal with the possibility of having something like that happen.

posted by phaedon at 03:20 PM on May 23, 2012

Wow! the info as to why he had himself tested is nil. So I am guessing either risky behavior or he is ignorant about how you can contract HIV. VIA a blood transfusions is almost unheard of now days.

phaedon- If you are a virgin on your wedding night, you wouldn't have anyone with whom you could compare the performance of your partner against, a great way for non virgin men to hide their inadequacies. ;)

posted by steelergirl at 05:32 PM on May 23, 2012

More information than I needed to know, David.

posted by roberts at 05:42 PM on May 24, 2012

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