Albert Haynesworth Suspected of Road Rage: Washington defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth is expected to surrender to police next week after officials obtained a warrant against him for alleged road rage. Haynesworth allegedly got out of his car at a stoplight Wednesday and assaulted another driver. He faces misdemeanor charge for simple assault.
He's got an all-metal chow line in his future if he doesn't get some help.
posted by beaverboard at 11:47 PM on February 04, 2011
Wait - Albert Haynesworth hit somebody?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:28 PM on February 05, 2011
This is not surprising as it seems you cannot fix stupid.
posted by Atheist at 04:11 PM on February 04, 2011