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January 23, 2011
Playmate Buys Soccer Team in Poland: Former Playboy centerfold Iza Lukomska (NSFW) has bought the Polish second-tier soccer club Warta Poznan FC. "I used to work in a building company, which requires ruling with an iron fist," she said. "I will make sure that there is order and discipline at the club."
Hmmm...Leather bustier, fishnet stockings, boots, and a whip should keep her boys in line. Now all she has to do is keep her players' attention on the pitch and not on the owner's seat in the stands.
posted by Howard_T at 05:54 PM on January 23, 2011
Remember that scene in "Major League", with the cut-out of the owner?
I'm thinking that would work just as well here...
posted by grum@work at 06:40 PM on January 23, 2011
Just checked and am crushed that the Rosetta Stone software vending machines at the airport don't offer a Polish language version.
It's clear that a guy could get ahead in this world even just knowing a few commonly used phrases.
Tough language to learn - now I don't know how I'm ever going to bone up on it.
posted by beaverboard at 11:02 PM on January 23, 2011
I would totally do what she says. I wonder how much she paid for the team? Can a model like her make enough money to buy a sports team? Maybe she's more than just a model. She did work in a building company... Which is...