November 24, 2010

Kevin Garnett: Shaq is Like Clean Sheets: "You ever wash your sheets and then go outside and hang them out, and the sun dries them? You ever smell the sheets? That's what Shaq is, Shaq is like," Kevin Garnett told reporters, pausing to breathe in deeply. "I don't want to give any products any tags right now, but you know what I'm saying. For anybody who's ever hung out clothes, they know what I mean."

posted by rcade to basketball at 06:57 PM - 6 comments

For anybody who's ever hung out clothes, they know what I mean

Shaq is stiffer than if he were tumble dried?

posted by googly at 07:31 PM on November 24, 2010

Or fluffier ?

posted by tommybiden at 08:04 PM on November 24, 2010

Jafar is already on a roll with the season still so young. Cancer patients and clean sheets. Can't wait to find out what's next.

Twelve years he played in the Twin Cities with 3M just a short distance away and they couldn't manage to duct tape his piehole.

posted by beaverboard at 09:03 PM on November 24, 2010

Just like clothes hung out to dry to long.....faded.

posted by sgtcookzane at 09:09 AM on November 25, 2010

I just can't visualize a young Kevin Garnett helping his mom with the laundry and smelling the sheets as they fold the linens together. It is a rather strange metaphor.

posted by Howard_T at 12:55 PM on November 25, 2010

Kevin Garnett knows what the inside of the sun smells like, of course he knows from fresh laundry!

posted by Hugh Janus at 10:13 PM on November 25, 2010

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