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September 09, 2010
The Hoser's NFL Picks 2010 -- Week One: NFL picks that are confounded by a grown man referring to himself as "The Meow Meow" on national TV.
Great column, but I think in your world the fantasy leagues will get lots of points. Everyone is scoring big this week? I think there will be more 20-3 games.
posted by scully at 06:48 PM on September 09, 2010
The Panthers defense is not giving up 21 points this week. Unfortunately, their offense isn't getting anywhere near 20 points.
(how old is your li'l lady?)
posted by NoMich at 07:27 PM on September 09, 2010
I'm a big fan of garbage TDs, especially in the first week or two of the season. Last year Week One games average around 40.5 points per contest.
That daughter, Mackenzie, is now four and attended her JK orientation today. I have since added another, Cate, who is 14 months and just as rambunctious as her predecessor.
God save us all.
posted by wfrazerjr at 07:35 PM on September 09, 2010
Hoser's back today
Now we laugh while NFL
Makes Hoser look wise
It seems longer than 8 months. Glad you're back, we missed you.
posted by Howard_T at 08:06 PM on September 09, 2010
And we start off with a freaking PUSH. Man I hate that -- like kissing your sister*.
* Well, kissing your sister might not be so bad. Is your sister hot? Does she taste like that really strong cinnamon lip gloss? I don't like that stuff, so I hope not.
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:27 PM on September 09, 2010
While this may sound odd coming from a Viking fan, I'll take that push. Tough opening game for the Vikings, and they had a shot to win. Favre looked okay (just okay), and a questionable replay challenge that should have gone our way. Just happy my QB got out of that game unscathed.
posted by dviking at 11:34 PM on September 09, 2010
I had NO at -5.5. Makes me just want to punch a baby.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:26 AM on September 10, 2010
posted by geekyguy at 09:40 AM on September 10, 2010
Nice start wf.
I'd be willing to bet Goddell doesn't take his daughter to any Steeler meet and greets.
posted by cixelsyd at 12:42 PM on September 10, 2010
Kissing your sister?
Washington passed 1st base and went all the way home.
posted by BornIcon at 01:28 PM on September 10, 2010
Hoo boy, was I ever wrong about the Panthers/Gigantes game. Yuck!
posted by NoMich at 04:02 PM on September 12, 2010
Even a blind squirrel, rcade, even a blind squirrel.
To this point, we're 4-7-3 ATS (THREE pushes!) and 10-4 straight up. Hit the Lock and have already blown the Trifecta.
Yay.
posted by wfrazerjr at 12:50 PM on September 13, 2010
Yeah, the Hoser is back and funny as ever.
We're printing up T-shirts for Cardinals' fans "JESUS CAME BACK, KURT SO SHOULD YOU."