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March 05, 2010
Tyson vs Holyfield 3?: According to a recent interview with boxingtalk, former undisputed heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has hinted at a possible return to the ring for a third fight with 4-time heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield.
Will they be using walkers or wheelchairs?
posted by BikeNut at 10:35 AM on March 05, 2010
Stuart Mackenzie sez:
Fur the luv o'god, the poor mon's oonly got two eires t'maike a wee snack oot o'.
Hoald yer saign oop haigh, Mikey: Wull Faight Fer Haggis.
posted by beaverboard at 10:38 AM on March 05, 2010
For some reason .... I just don't think it's a good idea.
posted by brandy at 11:53 AM on March 05, 2010
This smells of the WWE. Who cares anymore? Both are done. The only way I watch it is if it is on free TV, and then just as a human interest piece, not as a competitive fight.
Mike Tyson has hinted about a possible fight. Anybody that listens to this guy is as crazy as he is. At one time one of the best fighters to ever live, now just a joke.
posted by Atheist at 01:34 PM on March 05, 2010
Beaverboard, please translate. The comment looks hilarious, but my translation key on my keyboard is broken.
posted by yzelda4045 at 02:18 PM on March 05, 2010
Something tells me that Stuart Mackenzie would be all for this bout. He wouldn't buy it on pay-per-view, but he'd be all for it.
posted by Spitztengle at 02:58 PM on March 05, 2010
Obviously Tyson was wasted. After all, "people do some stupid shit when they're fucked up."
posted by boredom_08 at 04:29 PM on March 05, 2010
This is an article from 2 years ago isn't it?
posted by mb99fan at 04:45 PM on March 05, 2010
Tyson must be broke again.
posted by jm_mosier at 04:56 PM on March 05, 2010
Has Mike Tyson seen himself lately? They don't have a division for that weight class. If we're going Back to the '90s anyway, where's Butterbean?
posted by yerfatma at 05:19 PM on March 05, 2010
I might watch it if it was a fight to the death.
posted by smithnyiu at 05:23 PM on March 05, 2010
Yzelda, apologies for the impenetrable post.
At this time, Stuart Mackenzie would like to say:
"We have a translater doon. I repeat, a translater is doon."
In the meantime, here's Pat Boone, the king of classic vanilla English diction, with his rendition of what Stuart said previously:
"For the love of god, the poor man's only got two ears to make a wee snack out of.
Hold your sign up high, Mikey: Will Fight For Haggis".
posted by beaverboard at 06:46 PM on March 05, 2010
Will this make my "Tyson v. Holyfield II t-shirt a classic?
"The Sound and the Fury"
posted by steelergirl at 07:44 PM on March 05, 2010
They may as well fight, Tyson has unfinished business with Holyfield's other ear.
posted by sgtcookzane at 12:38 AM on March 06, 2010
Beaverboard, I just spewed coffee on my screen. For the second time. That is going to be on my mind all day!
posted by yzelda4045 at 11:31 AM on March 06, 2010
Will this make my "Tyson v. Holyfield II t-shirt a classic?
"The Sound and the Fury"
I dig "The Disaster waiting to happen"
posted by BornIcon at 12:42 PM on March 08, 2010
This is, like, one step up from bum fighting. Or one step down. Not sure yet.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:36 PM on March 09, 2010
Tweener?
posted by BornIcon at 02:27 PM on March 09, 2010
Please Noooo!