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September 18, 2009
The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week Two: NFL picks that would have been posted earlier if Kayne West hadn't kept interrupting us.
I have a prediction:
The Hoser isn't going to do as good this week as he did last week. Eagles won't win with Kolb and the 49'ers aren't as good as you think.
posted by THX-1138 at 02:22 AM on September 18, 2009
Oh god can this Kanye meme DIE already...
posted by Drood at 04:22 AM on September 18, 2009
Oh god can this Kanye meme DIE already...
A bit harsh there for a little annoyance, don't you think?
posted by BornIcon at 07:48 AM on September 18, 2009
Drood, the existence of all internet commentators is tied to just one principle -- beating a dead horse further into the great hereafter. I'll be making Kayne jokes in 2013.
THX, McNabb hasn't offically been ruled out for this game. Because he is my starting QB on my fantasy team, he'll be ruled out at 12:59 EST.
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:55 AM on September 18, 2009
I think your trifecta is a bifecta.
This is a tough week. Surely, the Bills can do something to lose to the Bucs.
posted by bperk at 09:26 AM on September 18, 2009
NFL picks that would have been posted earlier if Kayne West hadn't kept interrupting us.
...which he will stop doing in a minute.
Oh god can this Kanye meme DIE already...
Only if it's your birthday. You get to kill a meme on your birthday.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 10:26 AM on September 18, 2009
I hear Kanye was at Partrick Swayze's funeral. He came up on stage and said Micheal jacksons funeral was better.
posted by Debo270 at 11:47 AM on September 18, 2009
Only if it's your birthday. You get to kill a meme on your birthday.
Actually, keyboard cat will play it off.
posted by NoMich at 12:41 PM on September 18, 2009
Delusional You: Lions to cover the spread, did I read that correctly?
Delusional Me thinks you have the Giants-Boys score backwards.
posted by billsaysthis at 01:18 PM on September 18, 2009
Thanks, Perk -- Baltimore is added. As for the Bills, they played very well last week, while Tampa Bay was just eh.
Bill, the Lions are better off this season than you, I or anyone else is willing to admit. It doesn't mean they'll win any games, but they will be competitive in some. This is one of them.
And this is my first comment left on my blog this season:
Here we go again. ENABLER! A family will lose everything this week because you helped dad lose the family's life savings on a football game. Way to go ASSHOLE!
Good to know Mom's still reading.
posted by wfrazerjr at 01:45 PM on September 18, 2009
Debo270 FTW.
posted by THX-1138 at 01:47 PM on September 18, 2009
RE: Comment on St. Louis v Washington
The Defendant (hereafter referred to as Racists) shall, according to The Hoser, defeat the Rams of St. Louis 27 to 19.
posted by Spitztengle at 01:56 PM on September 18, 2009
A family will lose everything this week because you helped dad lose the family's life savings on a football game. Way to go ASSHOLE!
I think a lot of money could be made by doing the exact opposite of your lock of the week.
posted by bperk at 02:13 PM on September 18, 2009
THX, I feel like a loser. I know what WTF means but not FTW. explain.
posted by Debo270 at 02:30 PM on September 18, 2009
Given that in Week One where I was 15-1 straight up and the one I missed was the Lock of the Week, you very well could be right.
However, I factored in both Mark Sanchez running his mouth and Bill Belichick running a hard week of practice after a lousy showing against the Bills.
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:34 PM on September 18, 2009
I hear Kanye was at Partrick Swayze's funeral. He came up on stage and said Micheal jacksons funeral was better.
posted by inigo2 at 03:22 PM on September 18, 2009
And then if you Google Taylor Swift's video...
posted by Mr Bismarck at 07:20 PM on September 19, 2009
Apparently Sanchez resist the throat shoving down attempts of the Pats.
posted by billsaysthis at 04:27 PM on September 20, 2009
Well, that's more like it.
2009 Week Two Hoser Picks
Straight Up: 9-7
Against The Spread: 7-9
Lock of the Week: 0-1
Trifecta: 0-1
Money: $-690
2009 Season Hoser Picks
Straight Up: 24-8
Against The Spread: 17-15
Lock of the Week: 0-2
Trifecta: 0-2
Money: $-750
2009 Week Two Money Spent: $20
2009 Week Two Money Made: $0
2009 Season Money Spent: $40
2009 Season Money Made: $50
2009 Total: $10
posted by wfrazerjr at 01:22 PM on September 22, 2009
Memo
TO: The Hoser
FROM: Joey Michaels
RE: Comment on St. Louis v Washington
Oh and snap!