April 18, 2007

Players' Club: The 30 slu naughtiest athlete's of all time leading off with Evgeni Plushenko's Sex Bomb.

posted by justgary to culture at 11:29 AM - 14 comments

*Bookmarks this thread for later-afternoon reading*

posted by chicobangs at 12:03 PM on April 18, 2007

I'm pretty pissed I'm not on there. Unless they aren't counting self-abuse.

posted by wfrazerjr at 12:55 PM on April 18, 2007

Access denied at the office That must be a naughty website, gary, you dirty slut.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:29 PM on April 18, 2007

That Mickey Mantle thing (which I'd never seen or heard of before) is hilarious. I also appreciate that the list pulls no punches in recognizing that most of the sluts in sports are males. Four Yankees on the list. Big city degenerates!

posted by holden at 01:31 PM on April 18, 2007

C'mon, who didn't try a little gay porn to make ends meet when they were in the minors? Really? No one? Aw, shit!

posted by tahoemoj at 01:59 PM on April 18, 2007

Oh God,not my childhood idol the Mick?! But seriously,this is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen online.Excellent work,just,even if it is a bit over the top about my hero.

posted by sickleguy at 02:03 PM on April 18, 2007

I'm suprised Wade Boggs isn't on the list

posted by luther70 at 02:15 PM on April 18, 2007

He is, but you have to view:source to see him.

posted by yerfatma at 02:29 PM on April 18, 2007

There was a picture of Wayne Rooney on an advert on the site, but no mention of his granny-loving proclivities. More interesting than Beckham or Sunderpants. And now I know what to call that particular act - 'pegging'. Thanks, gary, my education is complete.

posted by owlhouse at 06:04 PM on April 18, 2007

I suddenly feel dirty all over...

posted by wingnut4life at 06:39 PM on April 18, 2007

Holy shit! That line from Mickey Mantle just made me laugh out loud. "Don't ask me, I'm no cocksucker." Fucking priceless.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:23 AM on April 19, 2007

Thanks for the post, Gary. If you liked that one, check out a website called www.aeess.com and read the article "Pairs of Really Big Ones."

posted by ridadie2005 at 07:14 AM on April 19, 2007

AHHAAAAAHAHAHA!!! i never would have thought Wilt "the stilt" Chamberlain would have made no.1. but now im convinced! Love the line the dude dropped for Jason Kidd.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:20 AM on April 19, 2007

Like I needed another reason to hate Chipper Jones. Hey, doesn't goddam have a poster of that Evgeni Plushenko guy, or was it someone else from that lockerroom thread?

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:23 AM on April 20, 2007

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