February 22, 2007

SlapShot Part II: USC hockey goalie rides stick like a horse then moons the crowd while slapping his butt cheeks. No report yet if Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken protested

posted by GOD to hockey at 03:55 PM - 24 comments

Interesting. I wonder what exactly made the goalie do this.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 04:15 PM on February 22, 2007

Happy learned how to Skate.

posted by SummersEve at 04:18 PM on February 22, 2007

Dear GOD, why do good things happen to bad people?

posted by insomnyuk at 04:58 PM on February 22, 2007

"Denis, can you explain icing for our viewers" "Dat when the puck go down de ice, you know, before the odder guys and the ref goes like comme ca. Then da game stop and start up again."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:14 PM on February 22, 2007

I wonder what Joseph Smith would've done?

posted by bavarianmotorworker at 05:25 PM on February 22, 2007

Seems a little cheeky to me.

posted by tommybiden at 05:51 PM on February 22, 2007

Interesting. I wonder what exactly made the goalie do this. Well, if you read the article, he said, "I had my fill of these refs."

posted by tommybiden at 06:00 PM on February 22, 2007

To which the normal response is to mount one's stick like a horse and then moon the crowd.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 06:06 PM on February 22, 2007

This is the most amusing sports story I've ever read. Beyond hilarious.Great thread. I feel better after the sad news about DJ.

posted by sickleguy at 06:14 PM on February 22, 2007

To which the normal response is to mount one's stick like a horse and then moon the crowd. If it's a BYU home crowd, hell yes. Oh, to have seen it live. "You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains... "

posted by lil_brown_bat at 07:34 PM on February 22, 2007

"They should cut those uniforms higher on the thigh."

posted by yerfatma at 07:43 PM on February 22, 2007

"Jesus Christ, Moe" Man, where is a YouTube link when you need it?

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:32 PM on February 22, 2007

"It's my hallergy to these fucking fans make me sick like this puke blah every time"

posted by tahoemoj at 03:49 AM on February 23, 2007

I don't get how he could possibly have gotten the pants down far enough to expose his bare ass while still wearing the goalie leg pads. I guess I can see it happening, but the bunched up pants would leave no way for him to ride the stick like a horse. He's some kind of damn contortionist! This is awesome, by the way. Except the part where they're charging him with a crime. That's ridiculous.

posted by Bernreuther at 04:27 AM on February 23, 2007

"Trade me right fucking now!" ("Now hang up.")

posted by ajaffe at 07:08 AM on February 23, 2007

Except the part where they're charging him with a crime. That's ridiculous. Dude, it's Utah. You're not allowed to get naked in your own house, fer chrissake. Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey? I hate my father. Is that right? That's what I said, isn't it?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:14 AM on February 23, 2007

This is shocking. Utterly shocking to discover that the University of Southern California has a hockey team. Otherwise, hilarious story.

posted by psmealey at 07:25 AM on February 23, 2007

"They teach you how to underline in college."

posted by yerfatma at 08:01 AM on February 23, 2007

"Ta femme suce des plottes." (Slapshot's French dub is also great)

posted by qbert72 at 09:07 AM on February 23, 2007

"They teach you how to underline in college." Not the fuck scenes, they don't.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:47 AM on February 23, 2007

My all-time favorite exchange: "No Suzanne, not really." "That's ok, I have to tell it in court anyway."

posted by yerfatma at 10:08 AM on February 23, 2007

My alma mater has an ice hockey team? You gotta be screwing with me.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:54 PM on February 23, 2007

Morris, you make me sick when you speak!!

posted by vipers-pit at 10:06 AM on February 24, 2007

"That's the dog that saved Charleston" "Well fuck him"

posted by tahoemoj at 01:50 PM on February 24, 2007

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