August 04, 2006

Hidden: Tedy Bruschi out with a wrist injury.: The Patriots dont know if it's a sprain or a break, but Bruschi could miss at least 6 weeks if the scaphoid bone is broken. If it is broken, it may require surgery.

posted by natsfan to football at 01:23 PM - 6 comments

David: Hey, Paula. Paula: Yeah? David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain! Paula: David, what do you suggest we play? David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to Yah Mo Burn This Place To The Ground. Paula: You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor! [Paula walks away] David: [cough-mutters] Ah-fuck you!

posted by jerseygirl at 01:27 PM on August 04, 2006

Not a big Bruschi fan but what he did for that kid on ESPN's Make-a-Wish thing was pretty cool.

posted by dbt302 at 01:28 PM on August 04, 2006

I remember that too, dbt

posted by natsfan at 01:49 PM on August 04, 2006

natsfan, I'll translate for jerseygirl. That's a worthy piece of news, but you need to have a link that actually points somewhere. Since you didn't, unfortunately, this post of yours will be deleted. Please read the link guidelines and new user message, then try again.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 01:54 PM on August 04, 2006

"Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

posted by HATER 187 at 01:55 PM on August 04, 2006

Thanks for picking up the ball on that one, lbb.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:56 PM on August 04, 2006

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