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May 24, 2006
Jake the Snake in a road rage: The oddest part about this for me though is that it took the police a month before they ticketed him!?
posted by commander cody to football at 03:36 PM - 20 comments
"Plummer acknowledged cutting off a vehicle because he was in a hurry to deliver a check to charity from his foundation." I love it. Man, what a great excuse! Now I know what I'm going to use next time I get pulled over by the cops. "Well officer, do you really want these albino orphans to starve or do you want to let me go?"
posted by pholcomb at 04:18 PM on May 24, 2006
I'm so disappointed the article isn't about this guy.
posted by afx237vi at 05:25 PM on May 24, 2006
Never Play with a dead snake. Is it really dead , or just playing with you ? Red on black , ok jack, red on yellow and your a dead fellow.
posted by volfire at 05:33 PM on May 24, 2006
I love it. Man, what a great excuse! Now I know what I'm going to use next time I get pulled over by the cops. A friend of mine got pulled over for speeding once when he was coming from a kids' Christmas party where he'd been playing Santa Claus. Still in costume, of course. So the trooper pulls him over, looks at him, and says, "So now I've got to be the asshole who gives Santa a traffic ticket, is that it?"
posted by lil_brown_bat at 05:39 PM on May 24, 2006
I'm with HATER. I'm disappointed/ relieved.
posted by yerfatma at 06:47 PM on May 24, 2006
At first I wasn't sure what Hater and yerfatma were talking about, but after some googling I learned that there is some guy out there using this as his rasslin' name. Considering that I haven't actually seen a rasslin' match in close to 40 years I hope they will forgive me for accidently leading them on.
posted by commander cody at 07:46 PM on May 24, 2006
Jake the snake is a classic. I am confused though who needs more professional help. The guy who wrestles with a giant snake or the guy who fall spart any time the game relies on him.
posted by foster371 at 08:30 PM on May 24, 2006
The DDT is one of the greatest moves of all of time. Anyone who did not witness this move is in the heat of a match, clearly has missed out. God bless Jake the Snake and his hot sidekick Elizabeth.
posted by whodat at 10:39 PM on May 24, 2006
The best DDT was on Danny Davis (ex ref) in the Survivor Series around 1986-87! As far as Plummer...the road rage may have happened. It probably stems from the ass kicking he got from the Steelers defence in the AFC Championship game! He has brain damage!
posted by HammerStorm at 11:43 PM on May 24, 2006
I thoght Elizabeth was the Macho Man's old lady back then. He also played minor league baseball if I'm not mistaken.(The Macho Man not Jake the Snake)
posted by Fade222 at 11:48 PM on May 24, 2006
I am confused though who needs more professional help. The guy who wrestles with a giant snake or the guy who fall spart Definitely the former. Say what you want about Jake Plummer, he's not addicted to crack.
posted by yerfatma at 05:55 AM on May 25, 2006
The macho man stole Elizabeth back in the mid-south league(new orleans based).This was around the mid 80's.
posted by whodat at 06:44 AM on May 25, 2006
Oops
posted by T$PORT4lawschool at 08:02 AM on May 25, 2006
OT: And Miss Elizabeth wound up dying at Lex Luger's residence.......strange bedfellows
posted by toradio at 08:05 AM on May 25, 2006
The Macho Man (real name Randy Poffo) was a catcher for the Cincinnati Reds, I believe.
posted by Succa at 12:18 PM on May 25, 2006
And an awful rapper. 
OHHHHHH YEAH!
posted by HATER 187 at 12:41 PM on May 25, 2006
Snap into a Slim Jim!!!!!
posted by dbt302 at 12:51 PM on May 25, 2006
real name Randy Poffo But was his brother truly a genius?
posted by yerfatma at 01:20 PM on May 25, 2006
I always wanted to see Miss Elizabeth end up with George "The Animal" Steele. Now that was a great story line!
posted by grabofsky74 at 12:00 PM on May 26, 2006
I thought this thread was about the master of the DDT not some football player. You very bad man.