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August 15, 2005
The Road from Bristol: A March Madness style bracket to determine which ESPN broadcasting personality is the most totally loathsome. Voting for the Egregious Eight takes place this week.
Suzy's hot, hot, hot. I'm with Broadway Joe, I'd love to kiss her too.
posted by tommysands at 11:40 AM on August 15, 2005
I hear Joe Morgan has a nice "slide-piece". BOO-YOW!
posted by lilnemo at 12:19 PM on August 15, 2005
You could fill a 64-bracket with these (Linda Cohn is annoyingly addicted to the hep lingo too -- she would do better to just let her inner milf shine through), but personally, I'd have had Skip Bayless over Sean Salisbury in the final. No winner. Of course. Sadly.
posted by chicobangs at 12:27 PM on August 15, 2005
Chico, I think you hit the finals right on the head. Is there such a thing as a tie in this?
posted by dbt302 at 12:30 PM on August 15, 2005
Can there be a final round tie between Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith? Every time I see either one of them, I change the channel, without exception. Old School/New School (I refuse to write it their way) is simply the worst use of the airwaves on TV.
posted by trox at 12:36 PM on August 15, 2005
Quite Frankly, I have no idea how that idiot got his own show, there can be no doubt about that, of that you can be sure, there is no question, of that you can be sure, of that there can be no doubt.
posted by chicobangs at 12:42 PM on August 15, 2005
I like Bayless over Stuart Scott in the championship game. Berman was overseeded. Mariotti showed a lot of heart in upsetting Vitale. He may not go all the way this year, but I think he's set up nicely for a deep run next year.
posted by mbd1 at 12:43 PM on August 15, 2005
Bayless, Mariotti, Stu Scott, and Stephen A. Smith. Hrm. I vote for a final four held on a very small deserted island with a very large active volcano.
posted by tieguy at 12:48 PM on August 15, 2005
* bows before chico's brilliance * Mmmmmmmm thats good satire. On a somewhat related note, has anyone else noticed that Mariotti shaves his eyebrows?
posted by lilnemo at 12:54 PM on August 15, 2005
You are sitting way too close to the tv lilnemo.
posted by dbt302 at 01:21 PM on August 15, 2005
"Skip Bayless sucks at life." Ouch.
posted by wfrazerjr at 01:29 PM on August 15, 2005
You are sitting way too close to the tv lilnemo. Nah. Its just that Mariotti has shaved about 66% of his eyebrows off. It's really noticeable.
posted by lilnemo at 01:33 PM on August 15, 2005
Rogaine gone wild?
posted by dbt302 at 02:01 PM on August 15, 2005
Is it just me or does Skip Bayless' face look plastic?
posted by dbt302 at 02:47 PM on August 15, 2005
Naw. Plastic bends and is often nearly lifelike. Skip Bayless looks like George Hamilton, cast in wax and then left out in the desert. (I will retract my claws now. For the moment.)
posted by chicobangs at 03:31 PM on August 15, 2005
Notice how many times the name "Skip Bayless" pops up in the same sentence with the words "devil," "evil incarnate," and "Satan," just to name a few? What is it in this man that makes people see Ol' Scratch? I don't think he's nearly as evil as Stuart Scott, who I'm convinced is hiding a death ray behind his lazy eye.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:36 PM on August 15, 2005
I think Linda Cohn is kind of hot. Something tells me she could be pretty wild in the sack.