August 14, 2005

Unknown fan, pays outstanding gas bill, saves Rodman's Butt: You think he would grow up after he retired

posted by daddisamm to basketball at 11:46 PM - 13 comments

I'm sorry, daddy, but like Beano said about TO, Rodman is not a story in Iowa, North Dakota or Wyoming. Hell, I don't live very far from where he lives sometime, and it ain't even a story here.

posted by tommysands at 12:56 AM on August 15

He was at the Pamela Anderson roast, which I am not very proud to say I watched. In it, he was called a has-been (or something similar) at least a half-dozen times. And he didn't even speak himself. He was just the freaky-lookin' tall pimpy dude sitting at the same table as Anna Nicole Smith. That said, god bless him for still having fans with more money than sense.

posted by chicobangs at 01:52 AM on August 15

He was at the Pamela Anderson roast Pamela Anderson's is roasted due to her long, inspiring career. Rodman at a table with Anna Nicole Smith. You could calculate the total IQ in that room on one hand. Talk about entertainment's A-list! After everyone was present at that event, they should have boarded and sealed up all doors and windows permanently.

posted by dyams at 07:17 AM on August 15

the Pamela Anderson roast The lack of talent in that place would be depressing. However, the eye candy would be banquet-like.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:26 AM on August 15

I can't believe rodman is even worth of a news story anymore. totally useless guy.

posted by rosey8810 at 09:01 AM on August 15

Not exactly the crime of the century , decade or even the day i'd bet . Why is this even being mentioned ? Fade away Rodman . Your days of usefulness have past . Stealing gas and a hat , your legend as a badass grows .

posted by evil empire at 10:05 AM on August 15

A fan payed for Rodman's gas? OKay so he was a pro athlete who made tons of money, but he can't pay his own gas bill?

posted by tina at 01:20 PM on August 15

My thoughts exactly-Its seems that Espn goes out of its way to drag up stories like this! Maybe they were shooting for a big scoop!

posted by daddisamm at 01:33 PM on August 15

EE, I think you just wrote a beautiful haiku. Allow me to paraphrase: Fade away, Rodman Your days of usefulness passed Why are you mentioned? Nicely done! I submit my own: See Rodman envy Yes, he's an absolute freak But he lands nice tail.

posted by wfrazerjr at 01:35 PM on August 15

Get a job, Rodman Even has-beens need gas for Their Lamborghinis

posted by alex_reno at 03:10 PM on August 15

Can't pay your gas bills? former freak celeb fear not Real World is calling

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 03:25 PM on August 15

Piercings cost money; Tattoo ink is not that cheap; Sell your skin, you freak.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:07 PM on August 15

Poor little Dennis There's only one solution: Jameson Porno

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:03 AM on August 16

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