August 07, 2005

Athletic Justice: - Off the Wall Punishments for Off the Field Infractions. Shawn Peters "Throw(s) on my black gown and George Washington wig and banging my gavel (in the non-sexual way) to call my own court into session where figures from the sports world will receive the penance they deserve for their out of bounds behavior."

posted by Ufez Jones to general at 04:40 PM - 8 comments

Now if only we could give the punishmen that truly fits the crime. I think that would be hilarious!!

posted by tina at 06:05 PM on August 07, 2005

neat!

posted by daddisamm at 06:51 PM on August 07, 2005

What ever happened to making 'em run gassers?

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:00 PM on August 07, 2005

It went out the window, along with their integrity.

posted by tina at 10:42 PM on August 07, 2005

Suicides are still the ultimate penalty. God, I hated suicides with a passion borne of Satan himself. Right now Derek Lowe owes me about 150. Not for adultery, but for having abismal taste in music.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:02 AM on August 08, 2005

Oh, Christ. Suicides! Man, I remember zooking and zooking hard all over the gym floor after running about 10 of those bastards. Then we beat the shit out of the guy loafing.

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:14 AM on August 08, 2005

What about litigation? Shouldn't anybody who had Koren Robinson on their fantasy team last year be able to join a class-action suit? This situation cries out for justice!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:53 AM on August 08, 2005

What about litigation? Naw. Gassers aka suicides or down-and-backs or lines or whatever you wanna call 'em. You know it's been years since anyone made these guys do that stuff. It'd take 'em right back.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 01:28 PM on August 08, 2005

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