August 02, 2005

Hidden: Reds pitcher charged with domestic battery in Sarasota: i only posted this cause i got a kick out of his name . i think Jung Keun Bong needs to mellow out a little . hey bong , light up and be happy .

posted by evil empire to baseball at 06:50 PM - 10 comments

With a name like Bong, you think he just take another hit and mEeEellOoOoWwW a bit.

posted by pperron at 07:01 PM on August 02, 2005

The name's Bong, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Bong, and I'll kill you.

posted by dgphilli at 07:34 PM on August 02, 2005

I think the man is totally innocent. I would know. I'm a friend of Bongs everywhere.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:26 PM on August 02, 2005

Wait! Who's got the bong.

posted by seansterps at 09:34 PM on August 02, 2005

Bonger need food, whoops I'm thinking of Donger from 16 Candles.

posted by Craven Morehead at 10:31 PM on August 02, 2005

i only posted this cause i got a kick out of his name Yeah. Domestic abuse is real funny stuff. Asshat.

posted by geekyguy at 11:34 PM on August 02, 2005

I am sorry-but I rreally dont see what is so funny about this story. So, its a silly sounding name---big deal. What the guys may have done is awful. Even if they were merely arguing and things got out of hand-its still not a laughing matter.

posted by daddisamm at 12:04 AM on August 03, 2005

Yeah, I'm lost here for the humor angle.

posted by yerfatma at 05:58 AM on August 03, 2005

Count me among those not laughing, either. A "red choke mark on his wife's neck" -- how many jokes would y'all be making about the guy's name if he'd succeeded at what he evidently tried?

posted by lil_brown_bat at 06:11 AM on August 03, 2005

Right on evil, Domestic abuse is not funny! we know that , But thats not what he was going for. Everyone should hit their own bongs and chill the f*** out.

posted by Tigersfan at 07:42 AM on August 03, 2005

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