11/05/24
July 01, 2005
"I would have been better off beating a kid, because those teachers always seem to keep their jobs,": Matthew Kaye was fired from his job as a high school social studies teacher after he took 11 sick days so that he could break open a couple of cans of whoop-ass.
I don't think any of the teachers down at my kids' school were ever faced with this career choice.
posted by owlhouse at 05:34 PM on July 01, 2005
Okay class. Today we will be reading about Hammurabi... All right, who threw that spitball? Timmy? Do it again and off comes the suit, on goes the fringe? Got me? 
Damn it Timmy, are you making fun of me? 
posted by lilnemo at 05:56 PM on July 01, 2005
Reminds me of a teacher back in HS who was fired for paying her college education by being an stripper (some of the students found out...)
posted by jmd82 at 07:00 PM on July 01, 2005
With the way some kids are in school today, I think he should keep his job. Instead of detention, put the kids in the ring with him for 5 minutes.
posted by dbt302 at 07:02 PM on July 01, 2005
Is that really you lilnemo. lmao!!
posted by Rage Rod 74 at 08:34 PM on July 01, 2005
I'd like to see the fink teacher that ratted him out disciplined by the school authorities. You know that'll never happen.
posted by dadsterx5 at 07:24 AM on July 02, 2005
fraze - "Leaping" Lanny Poffo (aka the Genius) wants to kick your ass for getting his name wrong. Who the hell is Lanny Pafko? The internet has never heard of him. Unless your 'just for the hell of it' was meant to just make up a name, well done on that account.
posted by gspm at 08:05 AM on July 02, 2005
Didn't this happen in some Adam Sandler movie? Billy Maddison? Yeah, I think the principal was found to be a past big-time wrestler.
posted by mayerkyl at 08:35 AM on July 02, 2005
Damn it, I typo'd. Thanks for the clean-up, gspm ... I'll have to turn in my mortarboard in shame. Here, I'll try to redeem myself. /Just for the hell of it: Barry Horowitz.
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:46 AM on July 02, 2005
"The Lungblower?" That's a new one...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:08 AM on July 02, 2005
Ummm, moran. I love wrestling (did I just type that?), but it doesn't matter what the second job was -- this guy lied and cheated kids out of his expertise as an educator. Screw him. /Just for the hell of it: Lanny Pafko.