May 10, 2005

NFL to Coach: "Look Like Belichick, Not Landry": The NFL has told Mike Nolan they want him pimping licensed gear on the field, not wearing suits.

posted by yerfatma to football at 07:34 AM - 20 comments

Next step: market team-licensed blazers and ties.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 08:22 AM on May 10, 2005

Hank Stram had a team blazer. His tie was just red though.

posted by trox at 08:46 AM on May 10, 2005

I'm surprised that NFL and Nascar brand suits don't exist already...

posted by dfleming at 08:47 AM on May 10, 2005

Frankly, I'm surprised the NBA and NCAA basketball haven't gone this way yet.

posted by rocketman at 08:53 AM on May 10, 2005

imo, you let the man honor his father.

posted by garfield at 09:14 AM on May 10, 2005

I guess I never paid much attention, but I never thought of Belichick's attire as "league-sanctioned team garb". Does it even have a Patriots logo on it? It looks like a plain old dark gray sweatshirt.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 09:18 AM on May 10, 2005

The NFL is way out of touch here. There is more to life than Marketting Rights and Money....

posted by daddisamm at 09:28 AM on May 10, 2005

Not when there is schwag to sell.

posted by NoMich at 09:53 AM on May 10, 2005

This is the least of the 49ers' problems.

posted by dusted at 10:07 AM on May 10, 2005

No Fedoras League

posted by gspm at 10:11 AM on May 10, 2005

This is a jump-the-shark moment for the NFL. The guy they named the trophy after wouldn't put up with being used as a dress-up doll. If coaches continue to sell some of the ugliest bodies in sports to merchandise companies after this, how can they expect to get any respect?

posted by rcade at 10:26 AM on May 10, 2005

Nice comment and link Rcade. Boy that is sure a boat-load of Tuna! In my opinion, Belichick looks like a wayward rock star trying to hide his Identity......

posted by daddisamm at 12:04 PM on May 10, 2005

Hee hee. I just hopped back to SpoFi and saw the FPP again, and read it as "Look like Belichick, not Laundry". "But Belichick does look like laundry!" I thought. I guess you hadda be there, or maybe be one of those people who dresses out of the laundry basket most mornings.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 12:21 PM on May 10, 2005

Tagliabue sucks. The NFL doesn't prosper by forcing every single person into one mold. But the PR backlash in this instance will surely see Nolan wearing a suit and tie on the sidelines come September.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:46 PM on May 10, 2005

The NFL succeeded in getting Plummer to take Pat Tillman's number off his helmet without much of a PR backlash.

posted by bperk at 03:18 PM on May 10, 2005

If I were Nolan, I would agree to this, so long as Tagliabue agreed to show up wearing an NFL thong at the 50-yard line in Candlestick. Until then, Pete, STFU, I'll wear what I feel comfortable in and you go back to helping bone players with non-guaranteed contracts. This last comment is an indication that garfield has won out over me from a previous discussion about Terrell Owens holding out this season. I submit.

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:05 PM on May 10, 2005

I don't know which to be more flabbergasted at: That Nolan got turned down, or that he had to ask permission to dress neatly in a suit and tie in the first place. One of the things that I used to like about the Cowboys of old was that Landry always looked like a class act out there.

posted by alumshubby at 05:00 PM on May 10, 2005

I hope part of his sideline attire is a Tagliabue headband.

posted by gspm at 05:05 PM on May 10, 2005

whatchou talkin' 'bout, willis?

posted by garfield at 12:28 PM on May 11, 2005

The league could use a bit of class, that's for sure. It's just a shame that class might come from something as superficial as the clothes a coach wears, although they do look a little silly being human billboards to market the "brand" the teams have become. Give me the Man In The Hat any day....

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:34 PM on May 11, 2005

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