11/21/24
January 26, 2005
Hi, Mom!: The success of Donovan McNabb this season can be attributed to a single event -- the use of real mother Wilma McNabb in Campbell's television commercials. Past spots paired McNabb, John Elway, Kurt Warner, Michael Strahan and Terrell Davis with fake moms, causing Touchdown Jesus to smite them all with the Curse of Chunky Soup.
Griffin Sandomir. Wasn't that the name of an evil magician in Harry Potter and the Splendiferous Bowel Movement?
posted by rcade at 12:08 PM on January 26, 2005
her name is an anagram for "finds a firm groin"... So what kind of name is that?
posted by chris2sy at 12:34 PM on January 26, 2005
How about why is he mentioning his wife by name anyway? Seems totally gratuitous -- removing it doesn't change the thrust of the sentence. Also, who knows whether she has the same last name as him. Anything goes in those blue states. The more interesting news from the bottom of the story: "The loud yet interesting Stephen A. Smith is getting his own daily, 60-minute show, "Quite Frankly," starting in June on ESPN2" I give it a month.
posted by holden at 12:38 PM on January 26, 2005
true dat man dis stuff is just crazy these dayz.
posted by krazyd_2005 at 01:04 PM on January 26, 2005
it might not even be a month!
posted by krazyd_2005 at 01:04 PM on January 26, 2005
derail: some moaning about Stephen A Smith getting his own daily, 60-minute show
posted by gspm at 01:25 PM on January 26, 2005
Even McPaper had something about this.
posted by scully at 02:02 PM on January 26, 2005
Plus, DM's mom gets her own payday for going through the pain of childbirth! Which explains why Dad isn't in the picture.
posted by billsaysthis at 07:05 PM on January 26, 2005
I think we're missing the bigger picture here: the reporter's wife's name is "Griffin".