May 17, 2002

Oh. My. God.: Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players.

posted by Samsonov14 to other at 03:52 PM - 5 comments

It's all fun and games until someone jams a finger up your ass. Sweet Jebus, 12 weeks is not nearly enough.

posted by 86 at 04:01 PM on May 17, 2002

When pressed by Gross, Bowman became angry and asked the QC: "If I held your leg, would that give you the right to put your finger up my arse?"
What the QC should have said in response: "Not unless you bought me a drink first."

posted by rcade at 11:26 AM on May 18, 2002

Talk about taking one for the team...

posted by kirkaracha at 11:59 AM on May 18, 2002

rcade, I was just about to post that quote as being my favorite part of the article. Hell, it is still on my clipboard.

posted by adampsyche at 06:36 PM on May 18, 2002

"In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty". *In the end*...gotta love it!

posted by Mack Twain at 01:54 PM on May 19, 2002

You're not logged in. Please log in or register.