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November 09, 2004
My nimble '00 Jetta could distribute the ball throughout midfield.
posted by garfield at 09:07 AM on November 09, 2004
I don't know garfield...you may need some steroids to beef up the Jetta a bit.
posted by StarFucker at 09:30 AM on November 09, 2004
yeah, the 115 horsies probably won't cut it, though the gear ratio is sweet which makes for a deceptively fast and agile ride.
posted by garfield at 10:05 AM on November 09, 2004
I haven't got a car, so I'll have to be ref.
posted by squealy at 10:07 AM on November 09, 2004
You could be keeper...
posted by StarFucker at 10:08 AM on November 09, 2004
What position would your cars be good in? Er, I've got a Renault Clio. 'On the bench' would be best, and 'left out of the team' even better.
posted by BigCalm at 10:25 AM on November 09, 2004
I've got an Outback Sport...I'm thinking sweeper? That AWD has to be good for something.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:51 AM on November 09, 2004
My Lincoln Town Car would make a great place from which to completely ignore a soccer game. :)
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:21 AM on November 09, 2004
Lincoln Town Car would make a great owner/chairman.
posted by StarFucker at 12:12 PM on November 09, 2004
My Subaru wagon is quite quick and nimble, but it kinda has a big ass. It would probably work out well playing behind the strikers. If I had a Mini, I'd be a winger.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:33 PM on November 09, 2004
Two H2s would be the central defense. And you can just park an Escalade in front of goal. Hoohoohoo.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:35 PM on November 09, 2004
Touring class as attacking midfield. An Exotic up front, alongside alittle Mopar special.
posted by garfield at 12:50 PM on November 09, 2004
i have a Corolla. maybe i could be the ball girl?
posted by goddam at 01:22 PM on November 09, 2004
I've got a motorcycle - does that make me a striker? *clueless*
posted by dusted at 01:27 PM on November 09, 2004
Motorcycle = kid that comes out and tries to score a goal during halftime.
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:37 PM on November 09, 2004
I'd put my 4Runner in the goal, I love to make those leaping saves to knock away shots aimed at the top corners. Does anyone have a recent year Mustang to play on the left wing?
posted by billsaysthis at 02:49 PM on November 09, 2004
HA!! So here is my lineup... Escalade (K) Corolla (LB) Volvo Wagon (CB) Volkswagen SUV (CB) Jetta (RB) Thunderbird, i.e., Me (RM) Camaro (CM) Golf Turbo (CM) Mini Cooper (RM) Viper (RS) Ferrari (LS)
posted by StarFucker at 02:50 PM on November 09, 2004
Or something like that...
posted by StarFucker at 02:51 PM on November 09, 2004
I think Escalade blew a tire, and Volvo Wagon broke down (again, I think the radiator blew). You can replace Escalade with the really slow but very big 18-Wheeler. Maybe sub in a Ford truck (slower but damn big and scary) for the Volvo.
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:41 PM on November 09, 2004
I've seen this and would love to try it. I have a 96 Thunderbird. It would make a great attacking midfielder. What position would your cars be good in?