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June 30, 2004
Arturo "The Graduate" Rivera: BAMF.
I love it. Good story. This is why I never pick fights with strangers. At least, not any older than about 10.
posted by vito90 at 11:38 AM on June 30, 2004
Can you imagine how surprised the gunman was? "Wait, he's running AT me!?!?"
posted by dusted at 11:47 AM on June 30, 2004
The fighter has decided to retire from the profession which has brought him fame, and has chosen a new path: to walk the countryside, fighting evil, David 'Kung Fu'(the original series) Carradine style.
posted by garfield at 01:46 PM on June 30, 2004
"Wait, he's running AT me!?!?" If my reading of Captain America comix is accurate, gunmen are always confused by this.
posted by yerfatma at 01:49 PM on June 30, 2004
"Wait, he's running AT me!?!?" If my reading of Captain America comix is accurate, gunmen are always confused by this. But remember, they are usually confused and afraid because the bullets are ricocheting off his shield and back in their direction. That's why they stop firing when he gets close. /Marvel comic geek
posted by grum@work at 03:13 PM on June 30, 2004
what's with a nickname like 'the graduate' for a boxer? it's like having the nickname 'the impaler' for a spelling bee.
posted by garfield at 03:30 PM on June 30, 2004
Are you trying to seduce me, garfield?
posted by Ufez Jones at 03:36 PM on June 30, 2004
Damn, even better (I swear, I have all my good ideas while on smoke breaks) - what's with a nickname like 'the graduate' for a boxer? Maybe he beats up his opponents then fucks their moms.
posted by Ufez Jones at 03:52 PM on June 30, 2004
Got MILF?
posted by billsaysthis at 04:09 PM on June 30, 2004
Also, my theory would bring a whole new meaning to BAMF.
posted by Ufez Jones at 04:14 PM on June 30, 2004
It really smells like brimstone in here.
posted by yerfatma at 04:24 PM on June 30, 2004
Ufez, my friend, people say this shit all the time, but you just made me spit Tusker on my desk. That's good beer, you fucker. After this, all I have is Busch Light. You owe me.
posted by Samsonov14 at 06:18 PM on June 30, 2004
I'd feel bad, sammy, but I have a lot of trouble conjuring up sympathy for someone with Busch Light in their fridge.
posted by Ufez Jones at 09:44 PM on June 30, 2004
Busch Light?!? Does your pussy hurt?
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:47 PM on June 30, 2004
.. He jokes in a most crude and (now) apologetic fashion....
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 11:12 PM on June 30, 2004
man, Weedy is totally the SpoFi vampire....
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:43 PM on June 30, 2004
This thread got funny in a hurry. Samsonov, whatever beer Ufez owes you, I'll ship it to you.
posted by vito90 at 12:14 AM on July 01, 2004
Samsonov, whatever beer Ufez owes you, I'll ship it to you. vito90 is a lying whore.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:19 AM on July 01, 2004
When you say "lying whore," do you mean a dishonest one or the good kind?
posted by yerfatma at 06:14 AM on July 01, 2004
He's got the full phrase sewn onto his wallet.