January 22, 2004

No more kissy poo: Joe wants to get clean so he doesn't try and kiss any more sideline reporters. Can he do it?

posted by billsaysthis to football at 10:42 PM - 11 comments

Why stop? That was the most entertaining, unbleached, unsteralized piece of journalism i have seen in years,

posted by StarFucker at 12:00 AM on January 23

Of course, you would think that.

posted by billsaysthis at 12:02 AM on January 23

No one should have to apologize for wanting to kiss Suzy Kolber. Good luck with the treatment, tho'.

posted by forksclovetofu at 12:30 AM on January 23

What I want to know is why didn't Ms. Kolber call up to the booth: "Um, Houston, we have a problem. Joe's shit-faced." (ha, I initially was going to bleep part of that, then I realized StarFucker posted. Thanks, SF!

posted by alex_reno at 03:31 AM on January 23

It ain't funny, it's sad. Shame on y'all for laughing.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 06:04 AM on January 23

Ha!

posted by yerfatma at 07:20 AM on January 23

Is anyone else tired of celebrities milking their addiction problems for publicity? If Broadway Joe has a serious problem, using the media as a platform to discuss it prior to rehab suggests he isn't taking it seriously. Maybe he should get treatment for his addiction to the limelight.

posted by rcade at 07:42 AM on January 23

well it'd be one thing if he just came out of nowhere and called a press conference to announce it. Public figures can't keep that stuff private because I bet that's the #1 question he gets from anyone whenever he's out. Stories like this would get out whether he wanted them to or not. It's a shame though, it'd be funny to hear what he had to say to Melissa Stark or Bonnie Bernstein on their sidelines (two verified notorious whores).

posted by Bernreuther at 07:56 AM on January 23

Who verified that Melissa Stark is a whore? And how do I get a job like that?

posted by rcade at 08:54 AM on January 23

handsdown. the "i wanna kisssssh you" and howard dean's "we're going to michigan.... yeaaaaaaaah!" are the funniest sound clips to come out in the last year.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:28 AM on January 23

though entertaining, its always sad when you see that the party is over for someone who was the life of it once.

posted by garfield at 09:33 AM on January 23

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