May 16, 2023

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 06:00 AM - 4 comments

Reporter: Hey, Rory McIlroy, tell us where golf will be in three years.

Rory: I don't have a crystal ball.

Second reporter: So we should stop expecting any more great quotes from you about those rat bastards at LIV?

Rory: Yeah.

posted by rcade at 12:23 PM on May 16, 2023

I checked with the paranormal desk and they said they're still looking into why Rory hasn't won a major tournament since shortly after breaking up with Caroline Wozniacki.

posted by beaverboard at 02:31 PM on May 16, 2023

After doing a self-diagnosis, the Sixers found there were issues and decided to Axe The Doc.


posted by beaverboard at 04:14 PM on May 16, 2023

Looking over the list of team representatives at tonight's draft lottery, two things stand out: 1) Nice move by Portland to have Brandon Roy rep them tonight. 2) Kind of questionable move by Houston to throw new head coach Ime Udoka out there, all things considered, but I guess they're just gonna get out in front of it and hope people focus on other things.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:24 PM on May 16, 2023

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