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November 01, 2003
Sanders wants to return to Falcons -- as coach: That's Deion, peeps, and one can only wonder if he didn't take few more bangs in his playing days than previously acknowledged. "I can make them a better team, and I know that, because I know the things that really need to be done there."
posted by billsaysthis to football at 09:14 PM - 9 comments
Can I be his offensive coordinator?
posted by jasonspaceman at 01:29 PM on November 02, 2003
His weekly press conferences will be the highest rated shows on the ESPN channel that carries those things, for sure.
posted by billsaysthis at 03:29 PM on November 02, 2003
His weekly press conferences will be the highest rated shows on the ESPN channel that carries those things, for sure. I don't know, have you ever had your eyes and ears violated by his and Michael Irvin's religous program? Oof. And just imagine what he would do to the uniforms!
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:58 AM on November 03, 2003
And just imagine what he would do to the uniforms! Ow, my head hurts.
posted by garfield at 11:04 AM on November 03, 2003
Since I'm not an Atlanta fan, his tenure would be one long-running sitcom to me, Ufez. And by long-running I mean one season.
posted by billsaysthis at 11:23 AM on November 03, 2003
And just imagine what he would do to the uniforms! 
fo shizzle dizzle
posted by dusted at 01:13 PM on November 03, 2003
his tenure would be one long-running sitcom to me It could be the newest ESPN reality show. It would be like the Osbournes meets Benny Hinn.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:29 PM on November 03, 2003
Hey, Ufez, the one thing you can't say is that Arthur Blank (Falcons owner and founder of Home Depot) doesn't know the value of money, so maybe he'll be making the calls to the networks on this.
posted by billsaysthis at 02:23 PM on November 03, 2003
To paraphrase Shaq: 'I've coached at every level, except high school, college, and the pros.'