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December 19, 2018
SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle:
A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.
Spuriously purchased helmet of former Bronco, now a Rumble Pony, to be liquidated.
posted by beaverboard at 08:29 AM on December 19, 2018
After a particularly bourbon-soaked evening in Salt Lake City last weekend, we boarded an afternoon flight back to Reno feeling somewhat less-than-100%. Had I known that I could have brought an emotional support chicken from the Popeye's in the terminal, tha flight might have been more pleasant!
posted by tahoemoj at 12:52 PM on December 19, 2018
posted by yerfatma at 02:58 PM on December 19, 2018
Tahoe, if there's such a thing as hard liquor in Utah, and if you're the type of person who can find it if there is...
You Don't Need No Chicken
posted by beaverboard at 03:42 PM on December 19, 2018
Can we board with an emotional support pitcher of Salty Dogs?
posted by Howard_T at 05:05 PM on December 19, 2018
if there's such a thing as hard liquor in Utah
High West Distillery out of Park City makes a pretty damn fine bourbon. Even better rye. And if you really want a fun one, they make a half-and-half "BouRye."
But we were drinking at a downtown Salt Lake City bar called, appropriately enough, "Whiskey Bar." Everything from Old Crow ($6.00) to 23-year old Pappy ($250.00) on the shelves. The only caveat is that in Utah, they are required to use a measured-pour system that restricts pours to exactly 1 fluid ounce. Or, in the parlance of Moj--a sip.
posted by tahoemoj at 06:37 PM on December 19, 2018
I heard they've got an in-house cocktail that's a mixture of Jim Beam and aftershave called a "Dennis Rodman".
posted by beaverboard at 08:50 PM on December 19, 2018
I had 6 or 7 of those one night--woke up in North Korea in a wedding dress, made nice with a chubby kid with a bad haircut, and scored an invitation to the White House!
posted by tahoemoj at 12:07 PM on December 20, 2018
But were you able to rebound the shit out of basketballs?
posted by NoMich at 01:24 PM on December 20, 2018
I did pretty good against the chubby North Korean kid, and from what I understand, he holds several world records.
posted by tahoemoj at 06:24 PM on December 20, 2018
The kid also apparently plays golf like George Clooney walking into a whorehouse with a pocket full of Cartier tennis bracelets.
posted by beaverboard at 07:58 PM on December 20, 2018
you mean he can't sink a long putt?
posted by kokaku at 08:59 PM on December 20, 2018
I just woke the kid from LOLing so loud
posted by NoMich at 10:44 PM on December 20, 2018
Anyone going to the Chick-Fil-A Bowl later this month?
Try walking in with one of these and see what happens.