SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle:
A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.
Oh. My. God.
Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016
posted by grum@work at 07:03 PM on November 16, 2016
*father, to young son* "Boy, make sure you find yourself a woman who defends you the way Kate Upton defends Justin Verlander from rogue Cy Young voters."
posted by Goyoucolts at 07:56 PM on November 16, 2016
I'm going to have Ivanka Trump create a solid gold Ayesha Edition Steph Curry Game 6 mouthpiece and present it to Kate.
The Giselean inscription on the inside of the box will read:
"My Husband Cannot Fucking Throw The Ball And Catch The Ball At The Same Time"
Waiting to hear back about whether Olivia Munn wants to add any Aaron Rodgers quips to the presentation.
I need sponsors for this. I'm thinking Turtle Wax. Oh, wait - that's an automotive product.
posted by beaverboard at 08:14 PM on November 16, 2016
Please tell me this didn't happen because some Boston sportswriters resorted to Yankme tactics ...
posted by cixelsyd at 10:20 PM on November 16, 2016
Please tell me this didn't happen because some Boston sportswriters resorted to Yankme tactics ...
It seems it was BOTH Tampa Bay writers that left him off their ballots.
They would have both had to give him at least 3rd place on each of their ballots to give Verlander the Cy Young award (by one point).
posted by grum@work at 11:24 PM on November 16, 2016
God, Florida can't get anything right voting-wise, can they?
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:34 PM on November 16, 2016
Figured it couldn't be Boston .. too much class and appreciation there.
Tampa has sportswriters? Do they actually attend sporting events?
Porcello had a career year. Verlander was better.
posted by cixelsyd at 12:08 AM on November 17, 2016
A Glass Case of Emotion: The Anchorman' Crew Watching the Cubs Win It All
posted by NoMich at 01:44 PM on November 16, 2016