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March 12, 2013
I Have Six Chances to Consider as Popesquatter: In the hopes of continuing my reign as popesquatter, I have the following names as dot-com domains: Clement XV, Innocent XIV, John Paul III, Leo XIV, Paul VII and Pius XIII. Don't pray for this to happen, because it could be considered tampering.
posted by rcade to navel gazing at 09:29 AM - 6 comments
Just stay away from The Unspeakable One and it should be fine. Yog-Sothoth works in mysterious ways.
posted by rcade at 11:44 AM on March 13, 2013
Crom cares not for the affairs of men, sorry.
posted by yerfatma at 01:35 PM on March 13, 2013
No win this time, lighten up Francis.
posted by yerfatma at 06:05 PM on March 13, 2013
Where are they hosing him down?
posted by Ufez Jones at 09:39 PM on March 13, 2013
This made me as big a celebrity as the Virgin Mary viaduct stain -- but it only lasted 36 hours. Just when I started getting used to all the attention and began making plans to hire a publicist and have my teeth capped, a woman fell on the ice singing the National Anthem and sucked up all my fame.
Fame is such a fickle mistress.
posted by justgary at 03:31 PM on March 15, 2013
Well, that all depends on to whom we pray, correct? I will focus all of my [considerable] sway with Cthulu on helping your reign last longer than that of Bendedict Whatsisnutz's Papacy.