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July 31, 2012
Jerry Jones: 'I Want Me Some Glory Hole': Lamenting the lack of success the Dallas Cowboys have experienced, owner Jerry Jones told reporters at the team's introductory press conference this week, "I've been here when it was glory hole days and when it wasn't. I want me some glory hole!"
Um, Jer, I don't think that phrase means what you think it means. Or not...
posted by steelergirl at 03:50 PM on July 31, 2012
Rule #1 of anonymous sex: if you want to get it, you don't talk about it.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 04:11 PM on July 31, 2012
JJ, if you want to get back to the mountaintop and be a genius in your own mind all over again, it's a mighty big job, and you should know that you cain't do it alone. You need someone to lead you to the promised land.
Like the hombre that took care of you last time. Walker, Texas Rambler.
posted by beaverboard at 04:22 PM on July 31, 2012
The Lord helps those who drill their own holes. At least that's what they told me in Catholic school.
posted by yerfatma at 05:05 PM on July 31, 2012
Glory hole hallelujah!
posted by Hugh Janus at 07:45 PM on July 31, 2012
Hey, Jerry's gotten plenty of glory hole in recent years. The problem is, he's on the wrong side of the wall.
At least that's what most of us were thinking even we weren't gonna come out and say it....
posted by NerfballPro at 06:35 AM on August 01, 2012
Has he spoken to anyone in Texas about the tea baggers? Maybe they can help him.
posted by scully at 09:28 AM on August 01, 2012
Jerry is confused. There is a difference between the whole glory and the glory hole. Jerry has his head up his ass, and I am not talking about his whole ass, I talking about his ass hole.
posted by Atheist at 05:25 PM on August 01, 2012
I had the same problem with that Discovery Channel show Gold Rush. They just wanted some glory hole!