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December 27, 2011
Gunman Refuses to Rob NBA Player: A gunman committing an armed robbery changed his mind on Christmas Eve when he discovered that his would-be victim was Philadelphia 76ers guard Lou Williams. "I was debating whether to pull off or help the guy," said Williams, who was in his car in Philadelphia's Manayunk area when the incident occurred. "He did all the talking and we came up with a solution before I could really say much. I treated him to McDonald's."
posted by rcade to basketball at 01:24 PM - 9 comments
Oh, Atheist, you're like the 9:55.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 09:12 AM on December 28, 2011
I guess "don't kill me; I'll take you to McDonald's" will eventually find it's place in the lexicon alongside "don't tase me, bro".
posted by beaverboard at 10:47 AM on December 28, 2011
Oh, LBB someone had to say it. I mean seriously, what are the odds? Pick a victim, and it just happens to be a NBA player, and that player doesn't have a gun and doesn't put a cap in your ass but takes you to McDonalds? Classic.
Odds like that typically have a million dollar payoff, but instead this guy gets a story, burger, fries and a coke. Those NBA guys have all the luck.
posted by Atheist at 11:07 AM on December 28, 2011
Oh man, that is hilarious! It's funny because 99% of NBA players carry guns and are criminals! So good!
posted by tron7 at 01:53 PM on December 28, 2011
But doesn't eating at McDonald's kill you as surely as a bullet does?
posted by NerfballPro at 03:52 PM on December 28, 2011
Hey guys! Yeah! You know what? It's funny cuz the NBA is full of black guys! ZING MOTHERFUCKER LOL.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:26 PM on December 28, 2011
You know, pointing out that their skin color is black is racist. You guys are the real racists. Stupid racists.
posted by NoMich at 08:22 PM on December 28, 2011
my sarcasm meter must be fucked cause for 2 days ive tried to figure out whos kidding and whos not and yet im still confused
posted by Folkways at 01:40 PM on December 29, 2011
The gunman was very lucky that he managed to find an NBA player who wasn't carrying a loaded gun themselves.