12/03/24
October 31, 2011
If your favorite NFL team was candy, they would be......: Dont know if this IS FPP worthy, but it is Halloween so why not. Disclaimed: No one was hazed during the posting of this article.
"Miami Dolphins : Candy necklace. You could wear it, but you'll just look like an idiot."
What?
posted by Mr Bismarck at 10:01 AM on October 31, 2011
I guess that is a reference to their uniforms.
posted by bperk at 10:22 AM on October 31, 2011
After yesterday, I'd say the New England Patriots are definitely like Godiva chocolates: a lot of people think they're excellent, but those people don't know what they're talking about.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 10:26 AM on October 31, 2011
The guy that wrote that is listed as a lead writer. Hmm...not sure that was worth the internet it was printed on.
posted by beaverboard at 10:29 AM on October 31, 2011
I would say New England are like Kinder Eggs. Half of it is delicious and half of it is disappointing and easily broken.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 10:34 AM on October 31, 2011
He was way too kind to the Bears and the Raiders.
posted by evixir at 05:43 PM on October 31, 2011
This article is wholly disappointing, except for the Lions one. Jeez, I laughed far too long at that one...
posted by MeatSaber at 07:31 PM on October 31, 2011
Can you just tell us what it was because I don't want to go through that whole slideshow?
posted by bperk at 09:10 PM on October 31, 2011
Bit O Honey, with the comment "maybe this is the year they'll actually be good."
posted by MeatSaber at 09:49 PM on October 31, 2011
Some of these are funny, Some are just dumb. For Dallas, I would have picked something easy to choke on.