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April 28, 2011
Darnell Dockett Crushes Quarterbacks, Crushes on Oprah: Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett, who once took a live shower on UStream, describes himself thusly on Twitter. Location: "SOMEWHERE STEALING CABLE!" Bio: "CEO of I don't give a f*ck records. I have a midget addiction. Charlie Sheen's my homeboy. I eat ants. I got a sex tape called Oprah on the Nine-Oh coming soon! http://www.HUNGLIKEAHORSE.com."
As if that wasn't enough, he also has a nickname for the ages:
posted by Bernreuther at 10:48 AM on April 28, 2011
Fart Box
*man crushes*
Darnell is my new favorite NFL player. Of all time!
posted by billsaysthis at 12:42 PM on April 28, 2011
Nice. Plays for the wrong team, though.
posted by THX-1138 at 03:01 PM on April 28, 2011
Would seem to me that anyone who has a crush on Oprah must be playing for the wrong team.
posted by cixelsyd at 05:07 PM on April 28, 2011
+1
posted by yerfatma at 05:45 PM on April 28, 2011
Would seem to me that anyone who has a crush on Oprah must be playing for the wrong team.
Whatever "team" Oprah plays for, it's still disgusting. Crushing on Oprah, and admitting it? He must be aiming for a guest spot on her show.
At least Dockett doesn't have to worry about Oprah's husband Gayle getting jealous and kicking his ass.
posted by dyams at 06:38 PM on April 28, 2011
That's a great story. I can understand why fans connect with him. He is real.