11/21/24
February 02, 2011
Keisel’s Beard Is the ‘Scruff of Legend’: Weeks ago, the Steelers’ owner, Dan Rooney, a steward of tradition, asked Keisel what he was doing. Keisel offered to shave.
“He said, ‘No, you let it eat,’ ” Keisel said. “ ‘But I’m going to call you Santa.’ He’s called me Santa ever since.”
The 78-year-old Rooney really said, “Let it eat?”
“Yeah, Mr. Rooney’s got the lingo down,” Keisel said.
"People are saying that I’m taking beard-enhancing drugs, but I’m not,” Keisel said.
posted by tommytrump to football at 04:48 AM - 5 comments
Sebastian Chabal looks like a pumped up version of Johnny Damon when he was an idiot.
posted by BornIcon at 07:22 AM on February 02, 2011
After Keisel retires, he can add a helmet and braids and take over for this guy in becoming the face of a franchise.
posted by beaverboard at 09:35 AM on February 02, 2011
Somewhere, Zach Galifianakis is masturbating furiously.
posted by wfrazerjr at 10:24 AM on February 02, 2011
Amazing how a bit of facial hair can transform your image in a contact sport. Sebastian Chabal looked like this, but decided he wasn't scaring his opponents enough, so he went for the caveman look, and we all started paying attention when he did things like this.