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November 04, 2010
Pro Rugby Player Admits 'Simulating' Dog Sex: Joel Monaghan, a Rugby League player with Australia's Canberra Raiders, has admitted that he's the player in an Internet-published photo engaged in a sex act with a dog. "Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent team mate by simulating the act," his manager Jim Banaghan said. "It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process." The photo is described (but not shown) by the gossip site Jumping Anaconda.
Oh man. Well someone has to, so here's a SFW version of the picture which gives the flavour of why Monaghan may be sacked.
posted by rumple at 03:29 PM on November 04, 2010
How exactly is this a prank on someone else? This sounds like a South Park episode from a couple years ago.
posted by bender at 06:21 PM on November 04, 2010
Deadspin has all the pics... If you're into that sort of thing.
This is going to be taken out of context, I think.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 07:31 PM on November 04, 2010
Ahem. Monaghan is a Rugby League player. Rugby Union (or just 'Rugby') and Rugby League are different sports.
There's also another difference. A Rugby Union player would have used a pedigreed dog.
posted by owlhouse at 09:53 PM on November 04, 2010
Corrected.
posted by rcade at 11:06 PM on November 04, 2010
This is going to be taken out of context, I think.
It's hard to imagine any context that would make this better.
posted by bperk at 09:18 AM on November 05, 2010
What if it was your dog?
A Rugby Union player would have used a pedigreed dog.
+1. Day maker.
posted by yerfatma at 09:38 AM on November 05, 2010
Approximation of a scene from one of the Peter Sellers' Pink Panther films:
Pardon me, sir, does your dog bite? ... (After dog attacks) My dog does not bite, but that's not my dog.
Perhaps "get down, Rover" has a different meaning?
posted by Howard_T at 03:45 PM on November 05, 2010
Oh man, how can you not love rugby players!