May 26, 2010

Sevilla's Team Doctor Does Himself Brown: "Alfaro never takes off his white coat. He is so dedicated as to carry out a rectal examination in the middle of a match . . . that's a real urologist, always on call. You go up for a corner and suddenly he's checking your prostate. Not many doctors would do that."

[circa 2004]

posted by yerfatma to soccer at 08:43 AM - 6 comments

dactyl sodomisation

So that's what they're calling it these days. I guess this should put to rest any debate about whether or not there is a homoerotic element in contemporary sport, no?

posted by Spitztengle at 10:47 AM on May 26, 2010

All i can really say is EWW!!!

posted by Debo270 at 11:15 AM on May 26, 2010

The doctor could at least don a pale blue nitrile exam glove beforehand. Readily available from one of the little stretcher teams with the matching bibs that are always at the ready on the sideline.

posted by beaverboard at 12:25 PM on May 26, 2010

More recently, the 2010 Sids offer a cracking run-down of the Spanish season.

posted by etagloh at 01:03 PM on May 26, 2010

For those of you males who, as I am, are old enough to require the occasional prostate examination, I will pass on the advice I received: "When there is only you and your doctor in the room, and you feel one hand on your shoulder and one on your hip, it is time to get off the table and run!"

posted by Howard_T at 02:49 PM on May 26, 2010

Well, my method of prostate examination may differ from others considering I'm gay and have no arms.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 07:10 PM on May 26, 2010

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