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March 25, 2010
Canseco Subpoenaed by Clemens Grand Jury: A grand jury investigating whether Roger Clemens lied to Congress when he denied using performance-enhancing drugs has subpoenaed Jose Canseco, he revealed on Twitter. "Omg I just got a subpoena to testify," Canseco tweeted. "The shits gonna hit the fan real soon. Stay tooned."
After being told that he rats like a bitch, Jose Canseco responded with this tweet.
posted by rcade at 10:17 AM on March 25, 2010
Along with SpoFi, I also follow Canseco via Twitter because even though I may not agree with his tactics, I find him entertaining. Canseco was blackballed from baseball and decided to squeal like a pig and make a profit from it along the way. I can't wait to hear what he has to say now in front of Congress.
posted by BornIcon at 10:23 AM on March 25, 2010
I hope he tells them about his giant cock.
posted by fabulon7 at 12:21 PM on March 25, 2010
Doesn't steriod use decrease sexual organs?
posted by yzelda4045 at 12:26 PM on March 25, 2010
I don't think the organ itself shrinks, just the testicles. But I'm not 100% sure about that.
posted by BornIcon at 12:32 PM on March 25, 2010
Well, we know what does not shrink...egos
posted by yzelda4045 at 01:03 PM on March 25, 2010
That stays inflated.
posted by BornIcon at 02:10 PM on March 25, 2010
Canseco's testimony should be interesting.
After all, he made a pretty big point in his book of saying that Clemens was "one of the very few baseball players I know who never cheated on his wife." (p. 91)
posted by grum@work at 04:09 PM on March 25, 2010
The testicles shrink, and the number of erections decrease as does the time of the erection. If taken when your body is still in its development stage, it stunts tissue and bone growth. And no, this is not from personal experience.
posted by irunfromclones at 02:25 PM on March 27, 2010
As much as I despise Canseco for naming names, he seems to be the only scumbag that's telling the truth. Even if it's for a paycheck.