November 26, 2009

The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week 12: NFL picks that just found out "According To Jim" was on for eight freaking seasons.

posted by wfrazerjr to football at 01:28 PM - 9 comments

Nice column this week, Fraze. Thanksgiving is that time year when we begin to do everything in excess - shop, eat, celebrate. But Fraze, you live in Toronto; aren't you about a month late with your Thanksgiving celebration?

Devin Hester doesn't need a new butt. Some butt crack spackle will fix him just fine.

posted by Howard_T at 03:05 PM on November 26, 2009

God I hate that fucking show. Everyone involved needs to be killed for crimes against humanity.

posted by Drood at 03:06 PM on November 26, 2009

We had our Thanksgiving celebration earlier, yes, although my wife wanted to cook another dinner for me for tonight. Unfortunately, I'm overseeing a charity auction, so no second ham or turkey for me.

We were fortunate enough to get a 22-pound organically raised turkey from a customer of mine. Gentlemen, if you can find one of these for next year or for Christmas -- spend the extra dough.

posted by wfrazerjr at 03:58 PM on November 26, 2009

God I hate that fucking show. Everyone involved needs to be killed for crimes against humanity.

Overreact much ?

posted by tommybiden at 04:29 PM on November 26, 2009

Have you seen that show, Tommy? There were more laughs in Schindler's List.

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:49 PM on November 26, 2009

I'm not really sure what's worse: According to Jim or the Giants' offense.

posted by basicchannel at 10:10 PM on November 26, 2009

He did say killed.

There is one redeeming quality. Courtney Thorne-Smith.

posted by tommybiden at 10:21 PM on November 26, 2009

There is one redeeming quality. Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Amen, brother! I would watch that show just to see if she was wearing a tight sweater or t-shirt, because she has the best chest on television. I could get into details, but I won't take it in that direction.

Speaking of Jim Belushi, this brings to mind one of Stewie Griffin's (Family Guy) best quotes. Lois was attempting to get Stewie to switch from breast feeding to formula:

Lois:... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ...
Stewie Griffin:... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ...

Oh yeah, and I LOVE canned cranberry sauce!

posted by dyams at 10:52 AM on November 27, 2009

OK, here's an example.

posted by dyams at 03:09 PM on November 27, 2009

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