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Arkansas Lays Down Petrino

LSUfreek is pretty much an auteur of the medium at this point.

posted by basicchannel at 03:38 AM on April 12, 2012

Arkansas Lays Down Petrino

Jim Leavitt? I'd be surprised if he is allowed to coach North Greenville let alone a top contender in the SEC.

Gus Malzahn's marriage, thankfully, is probably just fine. Right?

posted by basicchannel at 11:28 PM on April 10, 2012

Bad Luck for the Carolina Panthers.

Enter: Ryan Mallett.

posted by basicchannel at 07:39 PM on January 06, 2011

49ers Fire Coach Mike Singletary

That explosion on the sidelines with his QB? Bad coaching. The "I'm not an Xs and Os" guy? It shows. Good riddance Giant Wooden Cross Guy.

posted by basicchannel at 02:36 PM on December 27, 2010

Clippers Owner Taunts Baron Davis During Games

"You're a slumlord who exploits the poor!"

posted by basicchannel at 04:15 PM on December 13, 2010

Mike Leach Sues ESPN, PR Firm

He's a backup:

posted by basicchannel at 02:22 AM on November 25, 2010

Jaguars Fan is Human Autograph Book

So will she be down with the Los Angeles Jaguars in 2012? Relocate with the team?

posted by basicchannel at 04:37 PM on November 10, 2010

Team Executes Perfect Fumblerooski

Howard Schnellenberger is not amused.

posted by basicchannel at 01:30 PM on September 05, 2010

Player Gives Up Scholarship to Help Team

Nice. Over-signing now puts the financial burden on the student.

posted by basicchannel at 07:14 PM on August 12, 2010

LeMond: Federal Probe Will 'End' Armstrong

You don't invite Greg to your bongo jamathon with Mcconaughey ONE time and he goes full grudge forever.

posted by basicchannel at 11:12 AM on July 19, 2010

High School Hires Female Football Coach

Hmm... my previous comment isn't showing up or was deleted. Eh... to respond directly to your fake question: I'm put-off by what I know to be true. High schools run the spread. Football is a no girls zone. High schools run the spread as one of the most predominant offenses in the country. I know this game. I know what people say. It makes me wince IN ADVANCE (YES!) because it is obvious and therefore sad/gross.

Also, I have never been nor intend to be a member of the Communist Party. Oh, I've never had a homosexual experience/relationship. Also, I am allergic to cantaloupe.

Anything else?

posted by basicchannel at 02:33 PM on May 11, 2010

High School Hires Female Football Coach

I can hear the Spread Offense jokes clear across the country. Ugh. :(

That said, go Coach Randolph!!!!!!!

posted by basicchannel at 05:45 PM on May 10, 2010

Kenyon Martin Flips Out Over Popcorn Prank

I'm sorry. I'm ridiculous. That they allowed some ANYBODY access to his things/cars/etc.

posted by basicchannel at 04:35 AM on April 08, 2010

Kenyon Martin Flips Out Over Popcorn Prank

Did any of you read the story? He wasn't so much pissed about the prank as the fact that the organization seemed complicit in allowing some nobody access to the dude's personal items (keys) AND access to the team's private parking lot:

Martin stormed in and out of the locker room several times, and a person close to him said his anger was not over the prank, but over the fact that someone could go into his pocket and take his keys during a game. Realizing the culprit had to have access to the private code for the team's gated parking lot, he assumed members of the organization either pulled the stunt or assisted in it.

"The fact that no one saw it or had anything to say about it -- not security, not the equipment manager," a person close to Martin said, explaining the player's anger. "Somebody had to see it. He was wondering how the organization let something like that happen. What if the kid had really wanted to do something evil?"

This in a league where an owner does this:

During the Nuggets' second-round playoff series in Dallas, Mavericks fans taunted Martin's mother. After a fan allegedly called the Nuggets thugs, Cuban admitted to saying, "And that includes your son."

One might feel a little tense about stuff.

posted by basicchannel at 04:32 AM on April 08, 2010

Florida Coach Urban Meyer Rips Reporter

What a child. Shut the fuck up, indeed.

posted by basicchannel at 07:21 PM on March 25, 2010