October 30, 2009

The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week Eight -- Halloween Edition: NFL picks that would scare the pants off John Madden -- not that anyone really wants that.

posted by wfrazerjr to football at 07:51 AM - 8 comments

How about a pick for Minn. v. Green Bay?

posted by opel70 at 08:59 AM on October 30, 2009

Awww, you found the trick.

Actually the trick was I didn't want to have to pick that game. It's now fixed.

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:21 AM on October 30, 2009

but just picture Jets' head coach Rex Ryan butt naked in a pile of Halloween candy

Damn you!! I'll never look at Halloween candy the same.

posted by curlyelk at 11:23 AM on October 30, 2009

In the holiday spirit, expect Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme to hand out footballs to Arizona defensive backs.

That's funny. I'd like to know your lock of the week record when you pick away teams. You keep those stats, don't you?

posted by bperk at 02:55 PM on October 30, 2009

I tried it keeping them once, but it was so depressing I was forced to watch old John Madden broadcasts and pretend I was Brett Favre.

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:39 PM on October 30, 2009

Ah yes, Fraze, you've not lost your gift for imagery. All the consistency of a trip to the can the morning after a Taco Bell dinner. I can feel the burn now. Please be careful on Hallowe'en. I don't think the authorities take kindly to cruelty to children by pretending to have Oakland draft them.

posted by Howard_T at 05:03 PM on October 30, 2009

Isn't Jacksonville at +3?

posted by goddam at 04:15 PM on October 31, 2009

The game opened as a Pick 'Em, and the line has moved to Tennessee -3, but since Fraze has the Titans winning by 5, it doesn't really affect his pick.

posted by tommybiden at 05:42 PM on October 31, 2009

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