12/18/24
February 28, 2003
Man, squealy was right.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what sould I be
Should I be Arsenal, should I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
We'll shoot the Arsenal scum
Shoot the Arsenal scum !
That beats the bag out of "Here we go defense, here we go". Hundreds of soccer songs and chants can be found here.
posted by Samsonov14 to soccer at 12:52 PM - 16 comments
WOO HOO!! Kick ass site! Now THATS team spirit!
posted by StarFucker at 01:45 PM on February 28, 2003
You can shove your Michael Owen up your ass, you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass, you can shove your Michael Owen, you can shove your Michael Owen, you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass. ROONEY!!!
posted by 86 at 01:57 PM on February 28, 2003
86 getting into the spirit already!
posted by StarFucker at 03:02 PM on February 28, 2003
We drink Ex We drink Brown We're gonna wreck your fucking Town Magpie represent! Thanks!
posted by Ufez Jones at 03:38 PM on February 28, 2003
Gentlemen: So many songs to choose from. I'm ready to sing. Bloody hell, I'm crying already. If i had the wings of a sparrow If i had the arse of a crow Id fly over man U tomorrow And shit on the bastards below OR posh spice... she takes it up the arse, she takes it up the arse, she takes it up the arse, posh spice... OR We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Everton too (they're shit!) We hate Man United, But Liverpool we love you ... AND OF COURSE ... Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone... Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone... You'll never walk alone.
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:39 PM on February 28, 2003
WC2k2, Thanks for "You'll Never Walk Alone". That's on the tail end of a Pink Floyd tune. I've been wondering what the real lyrics were since I was twelve. I'm as drunk as Starfucker right now, so I can't remember the album. Little help?
posted by Samsonov14 at 02:58 AM on March 01, 2003
It's originally a Rodgers and Hammerstein classic
posted by BigCalm at 05:48 AM on March 01, 2003
Meddle is a fucking GREAT album... And yes I'm drunk!
posted by StarFucker at 11:32 PM on March 01, 2003
Pardon my language, but to the tune of 'Follow The Van': "My old man, said 'be an Arsenal fan' I said 'fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt' (you're a cunt)" remains priceless. Also, the most important Middlesbrough song is mistranscribed: it's 'All The Geordies Went To Rome', to the tune of 'John Brown's Body'.
posted by etagloh at 12:47 AM on March 02, 2003
Liverpool 2 Man Utd 0. Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone... Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone... YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:44 AM on March 02, 2003
Fame at last. :-) That's a good site, despite a few minor errors (or maybe I've just been singing the wrong words all these years). It even had two of our stranger and lesser known chants - Tin of Salmon and Cardiff Dance. One small point though, if Villa have so many songs how come they never sing them? :-P
posted by squealy at 07:17 AM on March 03, 2003
You can all make this your wallpaper: 
Keane: Shite! He's a lot faster than that Haaland. Barthez: Sacre bleu! His shot goes through my hands like a hot knife through vanilla butter. Merde! Owen: That 10-1 bet I put on myself is going to pay off! Thanks, Guardian!
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:01 PM on March 03, 2003
I would LIKE that to be my wallpaper, but how do i make it big without getting it all distorted?
posted by StarFucker at 02:04 PM on March 03, 2003
:)
posted by ultiholic at 09:56 AM on July 06, 2004
Thanks, now I can sing along on Sunday. The site seems to immediately and continuously refresh on loading in Safari.