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March 29, 2009
Subtle Butt: In case your home town doesn't have an MLB team, try to make your way to the nearest minor league park, where the air is fresh, for good reason.
So now we're gonna go from Politically Correct to Odoriferously Correct? I guess I'm on board.
posted by outonleave at 10:26 PM on March 29, 2009
It's still not going to stop the dickweed who enjoys making the rest of us in the crowd enjoy his brand, but definite points for the attempt.
posted by tahoemoj at 03:17 AM on March 30, 2009
...and all this time I thought the guy next to me was just giving the other team the old "raspberry" cheer. This invention could revolutionize society. No more holding back in embarrassing situations. Just let 'er rip and nobody will know. The only problem I see with it is when the gas has become somewhat liquefied during production.
posted by Howard_T at 11:40 AM on March 30, 2009
Best. Ballpark. Freebie. Evar.
The only thing that could be seen as an improvement on such an advanced bit of flatulence technology would be the SAME product that instead ENHANCED the odiferous effects of one's gaseous indiscretions.
The Ass Blaster.
posted by THX-1138 at 05:03 PM on April 01, 2009
So, based on my previous post, THX is that dickweed. And I say that with nothing but reverence.
posted by tahoemoj at 05:55 PM on April 01, 2009
Truth be told, 'moj, I am a tremendously insecure wuss that would die if anyone ever suspected me of having bodily functions. I would rather be thought of as an android. Cold and un-emotional.
Now my 14 year old son............ He would be worthy of reverence for his flatulence. The kid can fart in six different languages. His gas attacks can be seen from space. Global warming? Blame him.
posted by THX-1138 at 03:42 PM on April 02, 2009
Too funny. This product might come in handy at the office the day after I consume the nachos at a ballgame.