December 09, 2008

Vikings Tight End Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction in Locker Room: "How'd it look?" -- Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, after learning that the starboard side of his mainmast, which had been exposed briefly in some postgame locker room footage Sunday, was now being viewed all over the web.

posted by rcade to football at 11:18 AM - 11 comments

All 3 manly inches of it.

posted by Drood at 06:43 PM on December 09, 2008

"How'd it look?"

Like a Viking! It's looks like a f*cking Viking!

posted by JJ at 03:24 AM on December 10, 2008

Drood, being a real man, I did not check it out for length, however my wife suggests that you invest in a pair of reading glasses.

posted by dviking at 11:43 AM on December 10, 2008

I didn't even look at the picture.:)

And what's with all that whitespace?

posted by Drood at 02:01 PM on December 10, 2008

That's where SpoFi is encouraging entrants to speculate and create an interpretive pen and ink drawing of what was underneath the censoring Viking logo. The winner will receive a year's supply of extenze and a phallus-shaped trophy (batteries not included.)

posted by tahoemoj at 04:07 PM on December 10, 2008

no idea on the whitespace.

Glad to know you didn't actually check for measurement.

posted by dviking at 04:11 PM on December 10, 2008

From the few descriptions available, I think it's a good thing that the Vikings logo is shaped the way it is.

posted by BoKnows at 04:48 PM on December 10, 2008

4th and long?

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 06:33 PM on December 10, 2008

This just in -- drafting Tarvaris Jackson is no longer Minnesota's biggest recent boner.

posted by wfrazerjr at 05:53 PM on December 11, 2008

4th and long?

4th and a foot?

posted by tommybiden at 11:48 PM on December 11, 2008

Not gonna touch this one, figuratively or literally.

Have fun!

posted by BornIcon at 12:41 PM on December 12, 2008

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