August 12, 2007

Spofi EPL fantasy footie: Week one results.

posted by gspm to fantasy at 05:31 PM - 30 comments

#TeamManagerWeekTotalChangeTransfersOverall Rank
1Unsuitably Namedtselson6363-011,742
2Hackney Hipstersskronk6060-023,757
3Hamburglar SVtrox5656-053,398
4Leonard Marx FCchicobangs5353-090,180
5Buckeye FCJeffwa5252-0105,897
5jellyfish-in-triflelawn_wrangler5252-0105,897
7BillSaysThisScores!!billsaysthis4747-0213,743
7TX Kickin' DevilsTexan_lost_in_NY4747-0213,743
7Phatcat FCgarfield4747-0213,743
7Ardley Athleticsquealy4747-0213,743
11The Foreign Exchangeholden4646-0241,715
12SpoFi Spursr8rh8r274545-0271,344
13Mighty Redmenwalrus4141-0408,808
13The Bazooka JoesFat Buddha4141-0408,808
15Ball Booterscabuki4040-0446,891
15vagabondscatfish4040-0446,891
17Dover Diversyerfatma3737-0565,667
17Yukon UnitedYukonGold3737-0565,667
19Salmacis FCsalmacis3636-0605,338
20En Fuegoetrader3434-0683,047
20Cutters Vmdb13434-0683,047
22The UnNamedFence3131-0789,077
23Ladyboy's GartersThe_Black_Hand3030-0820,407
24AFX Argonautsafx237vi2929-0849,258
25Middle Pocket Llamasowlhouse2828-0875,881
25Slide Rulersgeekyguy2828-0875,881
27Red Dragonsworldcup20022727-0899,611
28Crap City Unitedgspm2626-0920,803
29Velocity Boysjasonspaceman2323-0968,406
30Liver Spotsrcade00-0-
Global Average: 39 Global Highest: 88 Spofi Average: 39.2 So, I can at least mention a crap start by me. I finished first in the first week last year and never dropped below third before winning it all after clinching the top spot for good in week 26. So, can tselson hang on?

posted by gspm at 05:38 PM on August 12, 2007

Wow, how often do all the top scorers come 1,2,3,4 justlikethat? Yukon and I might as well come as a pair at this point. Yes, every first week, I know.

posted by yerfatma at 06:15 PM on August 12, 2007

yea! Last!

posted by jasonspaceman at 07:35 PM on August 12, 2007

I left another easy dozen points on the board, too. Damn it all.

posted by chicobangs at 07:42 PM on August 12, 2007

Son of Beach! Sheet!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:44 AM on August 13, 2007

You know how when it's the Monthly Medal (stroke play), and you stride up to the first tee and put the first shot out of bounds? You may as well turn round and go back to the clubhouse.

posted by owlhouse at 04:54 AM on August 13, 2007

jasonspaceman: nope. our fearless leader, rcade, is last.

posted by scully at 06:23 AM on August 13, 2007

It could have been a lot worse but it was rather irritating leaving Fprssell (goal) and Nosworthy (clean sheet) on the bench. I got the captaincy choice wrong at the last minute too.

posted by squealy at 08:31 AM on August 13, 2007

terrapin: he doesn't count

posted by jasonspaceman at 09:25 AM on August 13, 2007

I swapped Bentley out for Matt Taylor at the last minute. Should've left him in.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:18 AM on August 13, 2007

Should've stayed away from Tevez. He won't play til MU third game. Should've been Martins. And Portsmouth sure ain't going to be surprisingly stingy this year.

posted by garfield at 12:02 PM on August 13, 2007

Tevez to start against Pompey.

posted by yerfatma at 12:21 PM on August 13, 2007

sir, your linkage has saved me from myself.

posted by garfield at 12:39 PM on August 13, 2007

And Martins doesn't play this gameweek.

posted by squealy at 01:13 PM on August 13, 2007

First objctive achieved: be not last after week one.

posted by afx237vi at 03:30 PM on August 13, 2007

Me, too, afx. Not last!

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:00 PM on August 13, 2007

sir, your linkage has saved me from myself. Given how far ahead of me you finished last year, I suppose I don't need to point out I am a fucking moron.

posted by yerfatma at 04:19 PM on August 13, 2007

Is it ok if I point it out?

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:21 PM on August 13, 2007

I'm too stupid to notice anyway.

posted by yerfatma at 05:45 PM on August 13, 2007

Why is yerfatma ranked ahead of me? Haven't we discussed waht it's like back here?

posted by YukonGold at 07:46 AM on August 14, 2007

I was going to blame alphabetization, but it's clearly just pure dislike on gpsm's part. If only I'd had chili last night.

posted by yerfatma at 08:42 AM on August 14, 2007

Ah yes, back home in the middle of the pack.

posted by cabuki at 10:49 AM on August 14, 2007

jasonspaceman: nope. our fearless leader, rcade, is last. I missed the entry deadline for week one. I'm like Leeds, which started the season with -15 points.

posted by rcade at 09:52 AM on August 15, 2007

Well, Week Two (or "Week Two") is going to suck for everyone.

posted by chicobangs at 11:17 AM on August 15, 2007

Not for me. I should be rocketing up the charts this week. **rubs rabbit foot while knocking on wood, wearing lucky shirt and juju beads, and growing new ridiculous Rafa Benitez beard until he hits #1 spot**

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:39 AM on August 15, 2007

btw, chico, it's good to have you back. What brought you back to the loony bin?

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:39 AM on August 15, 2007

I went to the RBNY/TFC game with goddam on the weekend, and I figured what the hell. I'm still extremely pissed about what went down, but I've learned my lesson, and I will make an honest effort to not post anything that might offend anyone.

posted by chicobangs at 12:10 PM on August 15, 2007

chico, it is great to see you back.

posted by garfield at 12:53 PM on August 15, 2007

Ronaldo as captain wasn't quite the move, huh? I knew I hated him for a reason.

posted by yerfatma at 05:44 PM on August 15, 2007

Ha, even with Ronaldo's red, I did pretty well. (Yes, he was my steenking captain, too.) Guess my juju worked out today.

posted by worldcup2002 at 08:26 PM on August 15, 2007

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