January 17, 2005

EPL Fantasy League Week 23: Sauril's Wideboys edge out in front.

posted by BigCalm to fantasy at 03:42 AM - 75 comments

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 60 1249
2 Crap City United g s p m 48 1244
3 Deadly Calm Big Calm 59 1238
4 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 48 1230
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 59 1225
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 57 1216
7 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 66 1213
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 65 1176
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 57 1172
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 58 1157
11 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 46 1134
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 53 1128
13 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 52 1125
14 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 59 1119
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 50 1106
16 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 84 1104
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 27 1095
18 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 47 1085
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 73 1064
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 31 1016
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 56 1005
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 54 985
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 59 928
24 born to lose J B 41 909
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 42 873
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 47 856
27 last again eckeric eckeric 29 842
28 Napsacks lil nemo 42 662

posted by BigCalm at 03:42 AM on January 17, 2005

Shite week for me. I should never have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips. It's looking like a double transfer week here as I suspect .... whoops, almost revealed too much there.

posted by squealy at 06:29 AM on January 17, 2005

woah. how did I get 60 points without Henry getting anything, without my goalie getting a shutout? ahhhh. wright-philips and Lampard.

posted by sauril at 02:44 PM on January 17, 2005

Top scorer in the Top 10. I'm encouraged to see that only 36 pts separate #7 (me) from #1. This will surely not be a two-horse race as in the past two seasons.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:56 PM on January 17, 2005

btw, thanks for the timely posting, Calmy. I hope this means you've fully recovered from your surgery. Cheers.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:57 PM on January 17, 2005

I am still extremely enraged with myself for wussying out on switching back to Lampard for my captain Thursday night; if I had I'd be in 3rd staring down at the top two now.

posted by billsaysthis at 04:35 PM on January 17, 2005

I think this week will see some real shuffling in the top 7; there's only about 3-9 pts separating any contiguous spot. Man!

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:49 PM on January 17, 2005

might be untimely with the update again next week - I'm in Holland until wednesday night with little to no internet access, so if someone wants to take over next week, feel free.

posted by BigCalm at 03:15 AM on January 18, 2005

I'm annoyed I got off to such a slow start this year. Otherwise I'd be in touch with wc2002 in 7th. Still, I've made steady improvement since about week 4.

posted by salmacis at 02:06 PM on January 18, 2005

you're not the only one, bill.

posted by garfield at 02:34 PM on January 18, 2005

Stay away from me, salmacis! I fart in your general direction! Pooh! Pooh!

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:38 PM on January 18, 2005

Geez, WC, your office is five miles from here but I can smell that master blaster and it's ruining my lunch! Did anyone else see the farce that was Burnley-Liverpool this afternoon? Not to give out spoilers but I want to know WHEN THE FUCK Benitez is gonna get off his ass and buy a new keeper!

posted by billsaysthis at 05:06 PM on January 18, 2005

Well, it was Djimi Traore's fault ... 1-0 to Burnley. Good for them. As for Liverpool ... When you can't be bothered to send the very best ...

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:54 PM on January 18, 2005

bill, if you think Dudek was at fault for today's game then you should REALLY switch sports...

posted by StarFucker at 11:07 PM on January 18, 2005

the internet demands videoclips, animated gifs and the like!

posted by gspm at 07:00 AM on January 19, 2005

If you have Shockwave, you can watch Traore's galactic goof from normal camera (default), left, right, top, behind the goal, halfway line, ball-cam and flying camera views. Looks like he tried to do a little spin-move right in front of his own open goal, and spin-moved his way into an own goal. Stupid bloody plonker.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:28 PM on January 19, 2005

Holy cow, that's a bush league mistake if I've ever seen one. Hell, all he had to do was leave the ball well enough alone! Apparently, the FA Cup isn't high on Rafa's list of priorites. (Of course, after last weekend, it became a lot higher on my team's than it was before most likely).

posted by trox at 01:53 PM on January 19, 2005

Okay, Dudek is not to blame directly for that goal but I still think we need to replace him.

posted by billsaysthis at 03:14 PM on January 19, 2005

I don't know, i feel bad for Traore. He has really improved this year. I like him much more than Carragher who is a liability. Traore made a mistake, but he couldn't just leave it alone as you say trox, as there was an opponent ready to pounce coming in from the right. What he should have done is just kick the ball away for a corner.

posted by StarFucker at 07:20 AM on January 20, 2005

What he should have done is just kick the ball away for a corner. Which is exactly what Carragher would have done of course.

posted by squealy at 08:33 AM on January 20, 2005

Traore was stuck in central defence whereas he's been playing fullback all season long, and this might have been was a Benitez mistake. If he wanted to give youngsters a chance to play, and rest some of the regulars, why not use Jon Otsemobor to partner Sammi. Or better, couldn't Pellegrino, who had no first team football before last week, use the game to run up his form and develop the partnership with Hyypia and Dudek? Better news: 'Pool have beaten off Chelsea for Scott Carson. Southampton seem like a good first opponent if he's in game shape.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:34 PM on January 20, 2005

i really like how EPL reports always include the address of the club's stadium. charming, that.

posted by garfield at 02:44 PM on January 20, 2005

Saints 2 Liverpool 0? That Pellegrino was a little flat, no?

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:20 AM on January 22, 2005

Palace 3 Spurs 0? Norwich 4 Boro 4, with Norwich scoring two in the last minute to tie it? What a week for the relegation clubs!

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:25 AM on January 22, 2005

*sigh* West Brom finally win again, and all we're doing is tread water..

posted by salmacis at 01:34 PM on January 22, 2005

The bottom of the table is becoming more interesting than the top.

posted by trox at 01:40 PM on January 22, 2005

Benitez, man, he makin' some mighty questionable decisions lately, I and I be sayin'. /in honor of the EPL debut by Trinidad and Tobago's Kenwyne Jones, who the US will be seeing on 9 Feb.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:29 PM on January 22, 2005

Luckily for the US, they won't be playing with replacement players.

posted by trox at 04:03 PM on January 22, 2005

I think i am going to STAY forever in 21st place...

posted by StarFucker at 10:45 AM on January 25, 2005

Don't worry SF, at this rate, I'll fall below 21st about mid-march.

posted by trox at 11:49 AM on January 25, 2005

Updated table? I'm gunning for Big Calm!

posted by salmacis at 12:06 PM on January 25, 2005

At least I changed back to Lampard as captain this week.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:32 PM on January 25, 2005

Calmy's in Holland until Wednesday.

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:23 PM on January 25, 2005

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 87 1327
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 68 1317
3 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 71 1301
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 68 1293
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 75 1288
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 54 1270
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 31 1265
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 82 1258
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 69 1226
10 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 51 1223
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 63 1188
12 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 51 1181
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 60 1179
14 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 57 1161
15 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 26 1154
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 60 1145
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 49 1139
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 64 1128
19 FC Murcielago skronk _ 35 1122
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 68 1084
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 53 1058
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 36 1017
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 80 1008
24 born to lose J B 40 949
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 39 912
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 46 902
27 last again eckeric eckeric 18 860
28 Napsacks lil nemo 28 690

posted by BigCalm at 03:40 AM on January 27, 2005

I'd like to hear something from Calmy to explain his huge slide. 31 points? You almost got topped by lilnemo and he, for all intents and purposes, ain't playing. What happened?

posted by gspm at 07:11 AM on January 27, 2005

Thank you, Drogba, Robben and Clement.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:31 PM on January 27, 2005

Maybe Calmy went off to Holland and in his rush to smell the tulips forgot to make any team changes? Hey WC, get any closer and I'll reach down and give you a big noogie. Know what I mean?

posted by billsaysthis at 03:02 PM on January 27, 2005

So am I the only one who ditched Henry a few weeks ago?

posted by salmacis at 03:11 PM on January 27, 2005

i've been struggling with that decision for a few weeks....right after the holiday game weeks...and he did exactly shite. nice work on pulling the trigger.

posted by garfield at 03:23 PM on January 27, 2005

salmacis- nope. And now I'm top of the table (again). coincidence? and if anyone can explain something to me, when replying to upthread thoughts in a non-hierarchical context such as this I have seen, elsewhere, such comments preceded with xpost: - so what is that about? xpost to me means "cross post" so how does it also seem to mean "in reply to an earlier though"? i'd rather ask here than on ILM. they scare me.

posted by gspm at 03:49 PM on January 27, 2005

geekatronic!

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:12 PM on January 27, 2005

Ironically, my problem was not buying Henry until the end of August, by which time I was a full 75 points behind Calmy. I've pretty much kept pace with people since then.

posted by salmacis at 12:21 PM on January 28, 2005

Sell Henry?!? *faints*

posted by squealy at 02:06 PM on January 28, 2005

i guess full disclosure should have me clarify that I didn't ditch henry a few weeks ago but last week. Which means this is a great time to go with him because now that I have dropped him he is certain to go on a tear. I thought he was a solid player but his form can seemingly be matched by players at a lesser cost so the difference can go toward improving another position.

posted by gspm at 05:26 PM on January 28, 2005

FA Cup this weekend... So unfortunately, no points to be had. However, in my other league, (which i paid for) the FA Cup is a side competition that we can all participate in. Right now i am in second. There are two players tied for first.

posted by StarFucker at 11:00 PM on January 28, 2005

In that case, you're in third. Thicko. How many are in your league, three?

posted by salmacis at 05:27 AM on January 29, 2005

FSW is showing Arsenal-ManU live on Tuesday--will Henry turn it on against the arch-rivals or once again fail to show up in a big match?

posted by billsaysthis at 03:50 PM on January 29, 2005

There are 8 of us... Now i am in second...

posted by StarFucker at 04:50 PM on January 29, 2005

I still remember Henry's brilliant one-touch-turn-and-volley winner from just outside the box against United one or two seasons ago. I'm hoping he does it again. Several times.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:59 PM on January 30, 2005

Don't worry wc2002. Saint Thierry will save all us true believers. Bring on the Henry goalhammer to smite the doubters.

posted by squealy at 02:50 PM on January 30, 2005

I'm sure Henry will score big between now and the end of the season. The question is, will he score enough to justify his price tag, considering who you can get for 4 million less?

posted by salmacis at 05:35 PM on January 31, 2005

I don't know salmacis, WHO can i get for 4 million less?

posted by StarFucker at 02:22 AM on February 01, 2005

Henry: 14.2, 156 points Johnson: 9.4, 114 points Hasselbaink: 10.7, 113 points If you consider that Henry scored a disproportionate amount of his points at the start of the season, the other two look a good bet. Meanwhile the 5.8 million saved by swapping Henry for Johnson is the difference between Lampard & Duff against Solano and Murphy, for example.

posted by salmacis at 12:13 PM on February 01, 2005

I struggle with that proposition every week.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:04 PM on February 01, 2005

SHHHHHH!

posted by gspm at 01:04 PM on February 01, 2005

darn, too slow.

posted by gspm at 01:04 PM on February 01, 2005

well, me dropping Henry was directly responsible for him getting two assists today (if the text commentary is to be believed and they get credited as such). yup. directly responsible.

posted by gspm at 04:23 PM on February 01, 2005

How many points are forwards penalized for opposing goals and losses though?

posted by billsaysthis at 04:51 PM on February 01, 2005

none. they are forwards. For playing in a game 1 For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above) 2 For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders 6 For each goal scored by your midfielders 5 For each goal scored by your forwards 4 For each goal assist 3 For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 4 For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 2 For every 3 saves made by your goalkeeper 1 For every penalty save 5 For every penalty miss -2 Bonus points for being judged to have made an excellent performance in a game 3 For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders -1 For every yellow card -1 For every red card (includes any yellow card points) -3

posted by garfield at 05:06 PM on February 01, 2005

Meanwhile the 5.8 million saved by swapping Henry for Johnson is the difference between Lampard & Duff against Solano and Murphy, for example. This negates those of us that have had Johnson all season ;)

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:17 AM on February 02, 2005

All season? I've had a Johnson all my life.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:43 AM on February 02, 2005

btw, I got a -1 for Kanoute's sending off. Good show, old chap!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:46 AM on February 02, 2005

You have Kanoute?!?

posted by StarFucker at 01:48 PM on February 02, 2005

Yeah. Have had to carry him the last few weeks while I fixed other parts of the team. That strategy hasn't hurt too much (moved up from #7 to #5 last week). But we'll see if I can continue to carry an injured striker for another week.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:54 PM on February 02, 2005

i hope I can retain the lead through this week so the next thread can start suggesting that I rule rather than this one that references Sauril when the second update in the thread shows that Sauril's wideboys have edged back to second spot.

posted by gspm at 02:10 PM on February 02, 2005

Robben got injured today...and subbed off right after.

posted by StarFucker at 04:19 PM on February 02, 2005

I think it's a pretty poor week for me. I understand Dickov missed a penalty, so I'm feeling smug that I benched him this week..

posted by salmacis at 05:55 PM on February 02, 2005

I understand Dickov missed a penalty I missed the broadcast but the article I read said that Cech saved the PK. Since Cech also apparently set a record for EPL minutes without giving up a goal today, I'm inclined to favor his effort over Dickov's lack of same.

posted by billsaysthis at 06:40 PM on February 02, 2005

Please, let's put up a new post for the next update. No more hiding stuff in the comments.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:49 PM on February 02, 2005

Er, what?

posted by StarFucker at 07:54 PM on February 02, 2005

I meant: Every weekly update should be a new post. Not one post for week 22, with the updates for weeks 23, 24 and 25 stuck in the comments. btw ... Well, well, well. Looks like I've moved up to fourth this week. Even with my sent-off striker and two no-shows. Thanks again to supersub Clement.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:59 PM on February 02, 2005

Well, well, well. Looks like I've moved up to fourth this week. Damn, what can you do when your third striker is DNP with an injury in warmups and none of your subs play.

posted by billsaysthis at 10:54 PM on February 02, 2005

DNP?

posted by StarFucker at 02:27 AM on February 03, 2005

I'm guessing Did Not Play. Mourinho's saying Robben might miss the Carling Cup Final. Don't panic! Don't panic!

posted by squealy at 04:39 AM on February 03, 2005

Given that we don't get fantasy points for the Carling Cup, and Liverpool is my team, I don't see how Robben not playing in the final is a bad thing.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:55 PM on February 03, 2005

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