November 08, 2004

EPL Fantasy League Week 12: Crap City does it again.

posted by BigCalm to fantasy at 03:37 AM - 95 comments

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Deadly Calm Big Calm 48 705
2 Crap City United g s p m 68 665
3 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 45 632
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 47 624
5 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 48 622
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 43 620
7 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 39 615
8 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 45 611
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 44 585
10 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 48 583
11 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 42 578
12 FC Murcielago skronk _ 56 575
13 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 41 573
14 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 39 562
15 sporting lisbian john o'neill 39 550
16 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 35 546
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 51 545
18 Terrapin Utd R Scully 33 536
19 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 43 534
20 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 51 506
21 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 38 494
22 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 50 489
23 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 27 470
24 last again eckeric eckeric 35 466
25 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 28 451
26 born to lose J B 45 436
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 37 427
28 Napsacks lil nemo 40 380

posted by BigCalm at 03:38 AM on November 08, 2004

If anyone wants any training on how to leave your top point-scorer on the bench (again) then I'm your man.

posted by squealy at 05:29 AM on November 08, 2004

I think i have finally made a turnaround. I've gotten 50 points or so for the last 2 weeks. Maybe I can now move up the table. But like Fergie said, i think the Championship is now out of our reach.

posted by StarFucker at 09:12 AM on November 08, 2004

Crap City does it again? I don't think I have ever topped the table. Or at least if I did I have conveniently forgotten. FWIW i am 12th amongst players that self-identify as Canadian. Take that Sauril! /hubris, cue downfall.

posted by gspm at 09:14 AM on November 08, 2004

I was implying Manchester City drew with United at the weekend as well (again), as well as you eating into my lead by being top scorer this week! Fiddlesticks!

posted by BigCalm at 09:24 AM on November 08, 2004

Nice work gspm. I've made a couple of really poor choices ricently, switching to players who've gone off the boil, and holding on to others too long... but at least I'm still beating wc2002!

posted by sauril at 11:27 AM on November 08, 2004

graargh, sauril! You'll no' be claiming that next week. I may be suffering a slump now, but I am still in touch with the top 3. This week is my week! Gunning for #3!

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:01 PM on November 08, 2004

I had a bit of luck this week. I picked up Svensson and he gets 15 pts. But I also had Dickov on the bench who had 9 pts so I could have improved further. My 2nd place standing seems much more solid now than it has recently. A good week works wonders for you.

posted by gspm at 01:43 PM on November 08, 2004

Seems like my team has entered an especially down period here (over-reliance on Henry and Reyes I expect). But, we will be back!

posted by trox at 03:20 PM on November 08, 2004

yeah, I think you were 1 point ahead of me last week gspm. I picked up Reyes when Van N got suspended. He got me 4 points in two games. ugh. time for some more changes, methinks.

posted by sauril at 03:37 PM on November 08, 2004

I think Reyes doesn't like the cold weather. His performance may get worse and worse.

posted by StarFucker at 03:54 PM on November 08, 2004

Bloody Baros!!! Anyone know why he didn't go Saturday?

posted by garfield at 04:20 PM on November 08, 2004

Had some hamstring trouble... They really could have used him.

posted by StarFucker at 04:24 PM on November 08, 2004

WC, you won't be passing the 'SCORES any time soon so don't be getting your undies in an uproar or nothing. And Sauril, I am the one creeping closer to you, old boy, so be watching your back.

posted by billsaysthis at 08:02 PM on November 08, 2004

My Dragons will be up roaring past all of you this week! ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:14 PM on November 08, 2004

you're going to score 85 more points in one week than me worldcup? Good luck.

posted by BigCalm at 02:52 AM on November 09, 2004

Any one else think Reyes will be affected by cold weather? Hello!?!? Is this thing on?!

posted by StarFucker at 09:01 AM on November 09, 2004

Those johnny bloody foreigners; lets see how they cope on a wet Monday in Grimsby.

posted by Fat Buddha at 11:35 AM on November 09, 2004

Yup, I'm down there because I was too late joining the Henry bandwaggon. I'm now wondering if if might be time to sell and use the money on other areas.

posted by salmacis at 12:33 PM on November 09, 2004

witgh two bottom feeders coming up, i doubt now is the right time.

posted by garfield at 12:39 PM on November 09, 2004

bottom feeders?

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:08 PM on November 09, 2004

Crystal Palace were bottom feeders...

posted by salmacis at 01:18 PM on November 09, 2004

tottenham(14), west brom(17), birmingham(15) -15 combined on GD. 26 goals in 36 games among them. it's not the worst, but ya know what i meant.

posted by garfield at 01:38 PM on November 09, 2004

I'm with salmacis. Bottom feeders or not, Arsenal still haven't fully recovered confidence since that ManU loss. Maybe Campbell's return will help.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:06 PM on November 09, 2004

hey, im the newbie, so take anything i say on these EPL threads with a side of salt. I just see a struggling offense comming up against some second rate opponents, which to me is a recipe to re-establish their early form.

posted by garfield at 02:14 PM on November 09, 2004

I hope you're right, garfield, I hope you're right.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:22 PM on November 09, 2004

i'd bet against me, if i wasn't me.

posted by garfield at 04:57 PM on November 09, 2004

Throw the form book out for the Spurs game. WBA could well be on a new manager bounce, and Blues are nowhere near as bad as their league position indicates. In addition, Europe has shown EPL teams how to play Arsenal. Sit back, slow the game down, and they aren't half as effective.

posted by salmacis at 05:47 PM on November 09, 2004

Blues are nowhere near as bad as their league position indicates What? One goal from the last 5 games? Without Forssell they've got no strikeforce worthy of the name, and their midfield is currently woeful except defensively (good save by Muzzy Izzet on Saturday though, I was screaming "handball" at the telly for ten minutes). It's lucky for them that Crystal Palace (and yes, they are rubbish, it's only Andy Johnson who's keeping their hopes alive at the moment), West Brom, Blackburn and Southampton who are working hard to achieve the shitest team award in the premiership.

posted by BigCalm at 05:53 PM on November 09, 2004

Izzet tried to play keeper again today. Unlike last week, he didn't get away with it. Red card and penalty. Too bad it was Everton, not Liverpool, who benefited from that. And did we get enough goals today? 5-4 Arsenal, 3-2 Liverpool, 4-1 Chelsea, 4-0 Charlton? MAN!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:26 PM on November 13, 2004

The Arsenal game was amazing. No goals at all for the first 37 minutes, then nine before the end and it seemed like they were coming every couple of minutes for a while; even Reyes put one in after looking mostly useless. Baros' second was a beaut, terrific combination play (I haven't seen Liverpool's third yet, we're only in the 65th minute on FSW) but we're probably lucky that Johnson couldn't play. Since Gerrard will be back next Saturday, who will be losing their spot? I'm thinking Traore sits with Riise moving back but maybe Hamann.

posted by billsaysthis at 03:38 PM on November 13, 2004

I don't think Reyes scored today. I only got 2 fantasy points for him. If Gerrard makes it back next week, they'll still need Hamann to play minder. My first thought was to bench Josemi, he seems to be struggling these last few matches. But who would go in his place? Interesting conundrum. If you set out the formation, it looks like Kewell may be the one to sit. He hasn't been convincing either, and I think Benitez likes Josemi more than Kewell. Kirkland Carragher, Josemi, Hyppia, Traore Hamann Gerrard, Alonso, Riise Garcia Baros We play Middlesborough next. Interestingly, Liverpool's B team beat their first team just this week in the Carling Cup. Maybe Benitez will play the young 'uns again. Ha.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:46 PM on November 13, 2004

You're right about Reyes, of course, I was thinking of Pires who did score the last Gunner goal after coming on as a sub. About a minute after I was thinking that he's been mostly useless this season. Reyes scored a bunch early on but lately has been as responsible as any of them for the poor showings.

posted by billsaysthis at 10:54 PM on November 13, 2004

You said it. I'm re-thinking my front-runners. Already sacrificed 4 points for the coming week. Hope it pays off brilliantly.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:48 AM on November 14, 2004

I made Riise captain, rather than Lampard. Inspired move that! Conundrum, I like that word, but nuance is my favourite.

posted by Fat Buddha at 08:04 AM on November 14, 2004

Anyone know why Palace's Johnson didn't play?

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:51 AM on November 14, 2004

Ufez: Hip injury, according to Physio Room.

posted by billsaysthis at 01:06 PM on November 14, 2004

Anyone know why Palace's Johnson didn't play? I never ask about anyone's Johnson.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:20 PM on November 14, 2004

Wise words indeed.

posted by squealy at 03:30 PM on November 14, 2004

I took a 4 point hit in order to get Robben. Already that looks like a smart move. Pires and Reyes - gone.

posted by salmacis at 02:59 AM on November 15, 2004

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Deadly Calm Big Calm 55 760
2 Crap City United g s p m 65 730
3 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 77 709
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 57 681
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 61 681
6 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 58 680
7 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 50 665
8 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 39 650
9 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 82 644
10 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 62 641
11 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 65 638
12 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 58 636
13 FC Murcielago skronk _ 61 636
14 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 45 630
15 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 80 626
16 sporting lisbian john o'neill 58 608
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 71 608
18 Terrapin Utd R Scully 64 600
19 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 69 599
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 73 562
21 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 52 558
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 42 536
23 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 38 508
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 54 505
25 last again eckeric eckeric 37 503
26 born to lose J B 39 475
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 26 453
28 Napsacks lil nemo 34 414

posted by BigCalm at 03:38 AM on November 15, 2004

(yeah! posting the week 13 table in here ensures another week of action in the Crap City does it again thread!)

posted by gspm at 07:23 AM on November 15, 2004

Blammos! up to 20...won't be long now!

posted by StarFucker at 01:54 PM on November 15, 2004

SF, I can't believe you have Diouf on your squad!

posted by billsaysthis at 03:03 PM on November 15, 2004

He scored didn't he?

posted by StarFucker at 03:16 PM on November 15, 2004

I can't believe i have Yobo on my squad! Has he even played yet?

posted by StarFucker at 03:17 PM on November 15, 2004

And what the hell is Crap City?!

posted by StarFucker at 03:18 PM on November 15, 2004

Crap City is obviously YOUR DADDY.

posted by gspm at 03:39 PM on November 15, 2004

Ohhhh, Crap City is a team...heh heh. I didn't see that.

posted by StarFucker at 04:24 PM on November 15, 2004

Why'd you post in here, why not a new post, Clammy? btw, FIFTH!

posted by worldcup2002 at 08:05 PM on November 15, 2004

btw, FIFTH! Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah! SF, I'm just saying you could not have used more invective against him last season if his name was Danny Murphy.

posted by billsaysthis at 09:33 PM on November 15, 2004

er, well we'd only had 3 more locker room posts since last week. I don't like to cause a clutter y'know. Looks like Crap City might be #1 in a couple of weeks though.

posted by BigCalm at 02:57 AM on November 16, 2004

bill, i don't ever remember saying anything about Diouf. I always had a pretty good opinion of him though and thought he might do well under a different manager than Houllier. GOD i'm glad i don't have to talk about that idiot anymore.

posted by StarFucker at 08:58 AM on November 16, 2004

Is lilnemo even playing?!

posted by StarFucker at 08:59 AM on November 16, 2004

good week for me. watch out everyone, I'm..... solidifying my hold on third!!! Unfortunately I just made a trade for someone who is injured for 3 months. grrr....

posted by sauril at 12:26 PM on November 16, 2004

I still have my eye on #3, but you have definitely made it harder for me, sauril. I'd like an 80+ score someday. Please.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:01 PM on November 16, 2004

I transferred Reyes out, thus insuring he'll have a hat trick and two assists this weekend. You're welcome to all who still own him.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:03 PM on November 16, 2004

you and me both, ufez, now I'm trying to decide on another 4pt hit or just suffering through with one of my 0 pt reserves. grrr... I really should check the injury reports before doing transfers. I also broke my own rule about not doing transfers before friday.

posted by sauril at 02:30 PM on November 16, 2004

Thanks Ufez!

posted by StarFucker at 02:42 PM on November 16, 2004

I thought seriously that same trick would work against me this past weekend. He's not even looking remotely like the same player of late. It did work with Rooney though.

posted by trox at 02:52 PM on November 16, 2004

I'm tellin' ya, its the cold weather!

posted by StarFucker at 03:09 PM on November 16, 2004

I hope none of you bought Baros.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:48 AM on November 18, 2004

Kirkland Carragher, Josemi, Hyppia, Traore Hamann Gerrard, Alonso, Riise Garcia Kewell (Pongolle? Mellor?)

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:03 AM on November 18, 2004

no, I just sold him before his hat-trick last week.

posted by garfield at 08:10 AM on November 18, 2004

I'm fucked. I bought Baros. And Yakubu. Both out long term. Do I take an 8 point hit to trade or what. shit.

posted by sauril at 11:29 AM on November 18, 2004

I would take the hit, sauril. But I'd rather you not.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:53 PM on November 18, 2004

that would mean -12 points on trade this week. my 77 from last week is now useless...

posted by sauril at 04:15 PM on November 18, 2004

If Pongolle is healthy I think he will start, or even Mellor has had some useful results in a couple of recent matches. No way with him not being 100% does Kewell start as the top man like you lay out WC.

posted by billsaysthis at 04:30 PM on November 18, 2004

Mellor did score 2 against Boro in the Carling Cup two weeks ago (last week?).

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:49 PM on November 18, 2004

I just love it when the injuries start to kick in and those smartarses with no squad start to squirm. :)

posted by squealy at 05:06 PM on November 18, 2004

I've had Baros for a couple of months now... Dammit.

posted by StarFucker at 05:19 PM on November 18, 2004

Don't be so negative SF. At least you can sell him for a profit now.

posted by squealy at 05:55 PM on November 18, 2004

Fantasy scores are all well and good but much more important (for me) is that Liverpool win but without a real striker up front the question becomes who'll stick the ball in the net. Luis Garica was hot for awhile but has cooled off the last few weeks; maybe Gerrard will be determined to put his stamp on the team right off and make everyone remember why he's Numero Uno. We'll see Saturday.

posted by billsaysthis at 06:36 PM on November 18, 2004

you heard the man, start commenting.

posted by garfield at 01:40 PM on November 19, 2004

That sucks for Baros, he was just starting to hit his stride. What other options do Liverpool have up top other than Luis Garcia now? Does this mean Kewell will be at striker. At least Gerrard is almost back.

posted by trox at 01:52 PM on November 19, 2004

Kewell has been playing as a striker for a while now. He's fine as a second striker, but not so much to lead the line. Same with Garcia.

posted by sauril at 03:32 PM on November 19, 2004

I'm tellin' ya, the Spaniards are going to "cool" off in the cold weather...

posted by StarFucker at 05:08 PM on November 19, 2004

"Discussing Liverpool team matters, Benitez said he had faith in reserves Neil Mellor and Florent Sinama-Pongolle after Czech forward Milan Baros was ruled out for at least four weeks." Apparently the Reds turned down GBP500,000 for Mellor from Sheffield.

posted by billsaysthis at 06:01 PM on November 19, 2004

Mellor for 500K. That Neil Warnock sure has a sense of humor.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:17 PM on November 19, 2004

Is Mellor even that good? What i have seen so far is not imressing me.

posted by StarFucker at 01:23 AM on November 21, 2004

SF, is Mellor that good? Who knows since he really hasn't gotten any substantial run outs other than the Carling Cup match against Boro where, of course, he scored twice. Given the current circumstances I would have played him yesterday or at least brought him on for the second half just to see what would happen. Especially since we need a result against Monaco Tuesday and I don't give keeping them off the scoreboard completely particularly good odds.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:07 PM on November 21, 2004

Wow, I have a chance to get highlit on the table for the first time this season. Back in the top ten, babeage!

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:44 PM on November 21, 2004

FOURTH!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:51 PM on November 21, 2004

FOURTH! Not if Sorenson has a moderate or better game tomorrow you're not. Lately, at least, he's been worth six points per match and you're three ahead of me as I write this with no one on your XI in tomorrow's Villa-Spurs match. If he gets four or more, please!, I'll be pushing you down the stack.

posted by billsaysthis at 04:08 PM on November 21, 2004

Isn't tomorrow's game points for next week's scores?

posted by StarFucker at 02:37 AM on November 22, 2004

I'm not sure whether bill is blind or drunk. Maybe blind drunk. As far as I can see wc2002 has Mellberg in his team, plus Green to come off the bench for Hislop. Sorenson's gonna have to have some game tonight.

posted by squealy at 07:00 AM on November 22, 2004

Squealy I'll give you Melberg but Hislop is not showing as injured so even if he was why would the computer do the autosubbing for him? And I missed Melberg because he's showing as having earned one point (this is before the game started).

posted by billsaysthis at 03:02 PM on November 22, 2004

autosubbing is standard, no? If I start someone who doesn't play, the 'puter inserts someone who actually played.

posted by garfield at 03:20 PM on November 22, 2004

it's ok, because I'm going to plummet to 75th after my woeful weekend.

posted by sauril at 04:31 PM on November 22, 2004

Hislop didn't play - he's injured whether the EPL site recognises it or not. Any player who plays no minutes in any gameweek (for whatever reason) will be autosubbed if possible.

posted by squealy at 04:39 PM on November 22, 2004

Heinz!

posted by garfield at 05:04 PM on November 22, 2004

Mellberg? Bloody Mellberg? Squealy, I am disappointed.

posted by Fat Buddha at 05:36 PM on November 22, 2004

woeful week, sauril!? you gained on the two people ahead of you. which is all that counts, no? keep your eyes and what is ahead of you rather than below you cause those chancers are piss. (heh, two canadians in the top three of the pool)

posted by gspm at 06:48 PM on November 22, 2004

How the heck did Melberg get six points today? I mean, he played okay defense but didn't score or assist! And yes, I see about the autosubbing now, my bad, so WC is in fourth four points ahead of me. But at least I passed you Mr Squealy! (As long as you go by the assigned number in the table, on points we're tied.)

posted by billsaysthis at 07:57 PM on November 22, 2004

You only just noticed that FB? All's fair in love and FFL especially when kwacky's picking Vilers too. OK, the "mysterious" Mellberg 6-pointer - 2 for playing 60 minutes, 4 for a clean sheet.

posted by squealy at 05:34 AM on November 23, 2004

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