- 12:57 AM
- 12/18/24
I am not even real. Fake internet Spofite.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:00 PM on January 25, 2013
the Manti Te'o voicemails are shocking... because I didn't know anyone actually left voicemails anymore except my mom.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:53 PM on January 24, 2013
If Tom Brady wore a "Psalms 91" shirt under his uniform and talked about his Christian faith often in post-game field interviews, his child out of marriage might come up for criticism.
Blammo. Nailed it.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:48 PM on January 22, 2013
I seriously can't wait until this ALL comes out. And it will.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:20 PM on January 17, 2013
I am so damned confused by all of this.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:27 AM on January 17, 2013
Just a shame we can't get Lackey to change his name to Nick Punto in the next hour.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:22 PM on August 25, 2012
Boston Globe reporting it as done but not announced. Beckett (5/10 player) agreed and Crawford waived his no trade. Adrian Gonzales tweeted goodbye.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:22 PM on August 25, 2012
I hate Larry Lucchino.
And I am glad Francona said no. Fuck 'em, Tito. You didn't deserve to be treated like that.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:44 AM on April 13, 2012
I just realized I'm the one being a dick.
I just figured you were being a Hugh Janus.
posted by jerseygirl at 02:39 PM on October 19, 2011
The way things currently stand with Boston, even as a lifelong fan, it's difficult to say anything to even try to redeem the organization.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:28 PM on October 12, 2011
Not so fast, Dan Shaughnessy.
I said he jinxed them on Facebook right after the curly headed bastard said it, too.
posted by jerseygirl at 07:51 PM on September 29, 2011
I don't want them firing Francona. The guy is 8-0 in the World Series.
posted by jerseygirl at 07:39 AM on September 29, 2011
That was fucking terrible, but somehow an apt ending to September for the Red Sox.
Pisses me off. What a waste.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:56 AM on September 29, 2011
I knew a guy from HS who I defriended a while back because of his infuriating, bigoted Facebook wall posts.
we all went to school with that guy and unfriended him. I also unfriended my aunt for the same reason. Blood shmood.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:49 AM on May 10, 2011
Best of luck to all contenders!
posted by jerseygirl at 10:15 AM on March 23, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqAErSitJM
From last night's Boston/NY game at Fenway.
I can't tell if I hate this or love this. I enjoy his little clip on tie, that I know.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:06 PM on April 05, 2010
No time anymore, unfortunately. Good luck though! Will be interested in seeing how you're all doing!
posted by jerseygirl at 01:59 PM on March 26, 2010
Someone took a pic of Tiger without underwear?
Apparently, there are photos (oh that Ambien did sound like a bad idea) and Playgirl is trying to authenticate them...
posted by jerseygirl at 10:30 AM on December 08, 2009
WTF happened to Sammy Sosa?
posted by jerseygirl at 10:37 PM on November 07, 2009
I am amused that you are shocked at how bad Fox's MLB coverage is. I mean, you've heard Tim McCarver, right?
posted by jerseygirl at 09:22 AM on October 26, 2009
it's either invite people or deal with the guilt and whining. My god! The guilt!
posted by jerseygirl at 01:14 PM on October 14, 2009
I blame it on wedding planning. After this is over, I am never making a decision ever again. Facebook status? Permanently indecisive.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:01 AM on October 14, 2009
Indeed, alive. Pulse and everything.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:00 PM on October 13, 2009
they've now got strong ties to several players (Ortiz, Lowell, Schilling until this year, Beckett, Wakefield, Varitek) who got them not one but two prized championships after such a long drought.
Beckett and Lowell had nothing to do with the first Championship.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:05 PM on October 13, 2009
Tigers by 3. Granderson.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:40 AM on October 05, 2009
to be very clear, dfleming, I did not specify that this thread was specifically hindering my experience. If you want to take it to email beyond this, go ahead.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:46 AM on September 03, 2009
I miss a lot of things from around here. Mostly the way it was, I guess. Carry on, take care.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:59 AM on September 03, 2009
Not a fan of a "not good enough for a FPP, so let's just have an open FPP free for all" on the front page at all.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:05 AM on September 03, 2009
Uh, this should really go in the Locker Room, not on the front page.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:04 AM on September 03, 2009
Kevin Youkilis once pulled out a single hair from his beard and hit three grand slams with it.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:49 AM on June 12, 2009
Kevin Youkillis was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:46 AM on June 12, 2009
Oh you had to bring Chuck Norris into it.
Fine.
Under Youkilis' beard, there isn't a chin. Just another first baseman's mitt.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:04 AM on June 12, 2009
I'm going to start that logic with Holiday cards I receive this year.
"If you wanted to wish us a happy new year you could have called us each month of the year to do so."
posted by jerseygirl at 12:43 PM on May 19, 2009
Is weinterrupt.com your site or what?
posted by jerseygirl at 10:20 AM on May 14, 2009
If Clemens' spirit breaks, there are drugs he could take to recover it more quickly.
He'll also enjoy a more robust, faster and massive spirit!
But his personality will shrink to the size of a raisin. /sad trombone
posted by jerseygirl at 08:03 PM on May 12, 2009
Doesn't matter. The ESPN story pretty much clears everything up.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:03 PM on May 12, 2009
I'm not from Jersey. At all.
So... yeah.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:54 AM on May 11, 2009
Manny didn't lie he said he was given drugs
Jury is still out, I'm going to say.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:53 PM on May 08, 2009
The sadness comes because the 2004 and 2007 World Series championships won by Boston are now tainted.
I suppose it's just like anything else... I mean, Clemens and Pettitte were pitching for the Yankees championship teams when they were supposedly juicing.
posted by jerseygirl at 08:45 AM on May 08, 2009
Texas, easy on the caps. Also, your theories are absolutely baseless and ridiculous.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:46 AM on May 08, 2009
However, two sources said the substance Ramirez tested positive for was a gonadotropin. Major League baseball's list of banned substances includes the gonadotropins LH and HCG, which are most commonly used by women as fertility drugs. They also can be used to trigger testosterone production. Testosterone is depleted by steroid use, and low testosterone can cause erectile dysfunction. - Yahoo
posted by jerseygirl at 04:46 PM on May 07, 2009
So, it is conceivably possible that Manny has been having, er, fertility problems.
He has three sons. Two are named Manny and one is named Lucas.
posted by jerseygirl at 04:38 PM on May 07, 2009
It's hard to believe any of them anymore.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:49 PM on May 07, 2009
Debo, I believed Palmiero at the Congressional hearings. So. Yeah there's that.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:44 PM on May 07, 2009
BornIcon doesn't enjoy your speculating and speculating, debo.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:29 PM on May 07, 2009
He's a grade A douchebag, but has he been wrong yet?
posted by jerseygirl at 01:21 PM on May 07, 2009
Canseco was saying Ramirez was on the list for about a month now.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:57 PM on May 07, 2009
Holy shit. There goes my "Manny's too stupid to do X, Y and Z" theory.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:05 PM on May 07, 2009
Nevermind. This guy.
posted by jerseygirl at 04:18 PM on April 16, 2009
Was that Swedish "Bork bork bork" Chef?
posted by jerseygirl at 04:17 PM on April 16, 2009
I still think the Burger King is scarier. He also corners the market in Creepy.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:20 PM on April 16, 2009
I contend had he stayed at the mound and made jazz hands, it would have been awesome. Especially if Pedroia and Lowell came in and did a little shuffle-toe, shuffle-toe in the background.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:13 AM on April 15, 2009
A guy that has been in the league for as many years as he has, will posses pin point accuracy
Oh... yeah, no.
The Sox are just in trouble right now
Is Baltimore is already designing their World Series ring?
posted by jerseygirl at 12:20 AM on April 15, 2009
Always remember him for 2004. Gutsy.
He'll have more time for his software company now.
I follow Curt Schilling on twitter.
posted by jerseygirl at 07:40 PM on March 23, 2009
MLB Hall-of-Famer Tony Gwynn has died at age 54.
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