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October 18, 2011
Bald Vinny Has Led His Last Yankees Roll Call: "Bald Vinny" Milano, the leader of the New York Yankees roll call from his seat in bleacher section 203, announced on his blog that he won't be back next year because he can't afford it. Milano's been making a living for years selling unauthorized T-shirts like "Bahston Sawks Cack" outside the stadium, but business has sawked cack lately. "I've always had funny shirts, and people would come by and buy them. Now they take their phones out, and they take a picture of them and they text them and they post them on Facebook instead," he said. "I'd love to get something with health insurance, you know?"
Wow.
posted by insomnyuk at 07:17 PM on October 18, 2011
That dick sure whines a lot. I hope his bald ploy to get someone else to buy him season tickets fails.
posted by Hugh Janus at 10:12 AM on October 19, 2011
I don't know how you could read that as a plea to get season tickets. It's a plea to get outside capital or a job with the Yankees.
As a small business owner, I can understand not knowing when to quit after you've invested so much sweat equity in a venture. But the potential of his shirt-selling business is so limited it's probably time to put that business on waivers.
posted by rcade at 10:51 AM on October 19, 2011
I don't know how you could read that as a plea to get season tickets.
Fine, a plea to get someone to support his failed business so he can get his own season tickets and be a dick with his buddies. Perhaps I'm doing more than just reading. Simple math.
posted by Hugh Janus at 11:00 AM on October 19, 2011
I'm fine with you hating the guy. I just think you underestimated what he wanted.
posted by rcade at 11:47 AM on October 19, 2011
Hating? Whoah. I think you must be right. We don't read the same way at all.
posted by Hugh Janus at 12:00 PM on October 19, 2011
I'm sorry. I just realized I'm the one being a dick. I don't know why I chose to be so snotty and I apologize for it. I'll do better next time.
posted by Hugh Janus at 12:13 PM on October 19, 2011
I just realized I'm the one being a dick.
I just figured you were being a Hugh Janus.
posted by jerseygirl at 02:39 PM on October 19, 2011
Subjects that pertain to the Yankees aren't supposed to cause this type of discord and acrimony.
posted by beaverboard at 03:20 PM on October 19, 2011
I just figured you were being a Hugh Janus.
Wait, what?
*says name out loud*
Oh. My. God.
*shakes fist at parents*
posted by Hugh Janus at 03:52 PM on October 19, 2011
I feel you, dude.
*looks at parents*
Fucking hippies.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 07:18 PM on October 19, 2011
That interview is hilarious. My favorite bit:
Don't you think there are things that cross the line?
For us, it's not being vulgar. You can get on somebody and ride them all game, and never once curse, or be racial. [. . . ] I think that only the real bad stuff is off-limits. We wouldn't do anything racial. Jacoby Ellsbury, perfect example, has some Indian heritage. We do Tonto jokes all night long. You know what I mean? But we would never do something offensive.