04/26/24
September 27, 2007
Great Bowler, Lousy Texter (and Possibly, Lousy Husband, Too!): Shane Warne, declared one of the Five Cricketers of the Century by the Wisden Cricketers' Almanac, is busted by his wife Simone after erroneously sending her a text message meant for his mistress. Warne retired from international cricket after taking 708 wickets in a spectacular 15-year career. If the rumors of his sex life are to be believed, he may have taken just as many "sticky wickets" as regulation ones.
posted by The_Black_Hand to other at 08:52 AM - 6 comments
It's just not cricket!
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:53 PM on September 27, 2007
New balls please! Oh wait, wrong sport...
posted by Drood at 06:15 PM on September 27, 2007
Shane Warne. Great Bowler. Complete Goose.
posted by owlhouse at 06:30 PM on September 27, 2007
To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"* Shane Warne is an Aussie He wears a baggy cap And when he saw the bookie's cash He said 'I'm having that' He split it up with Mark Waugh They went and had some beers And when the ACB found out They covered up for years *Copyright Barmy Army, Sydney Ashes Test January 1995
posted by owlhouse at 09:33 PM on September 27, 2007
Fat genius...
posted by JJ at 08:36 AM on September 28, 2007
I suppose "leg spinner" is an apt term for someone with the alleged sexual habits of Mr. Warne.