Hidden: The elbow guard: Now we find he has another "device" to aid in setting a home run record. Let's face it- In about the past ten years there have been all types of "devices" used by the players. From corked bats to steriods to pine tar and now a mechanical "device" for the elbow to control the batters stroke. I think they should throw out all records involving batters for at least the last ten years. This is really getting out of hand. I dread the day when golfers will by wearing "devices" such as this to control their stroke. I remember when bowlers were considered top notch when the bowled a 700 series, and now that is nothing. They now use a "device" on thier wrist that controls the release of the ball and VOILA they now are in the 800 series range. Who needs it??
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posted by jerseygirl at 06:44 PM on August 07, 2007
No, this site just has users who don't know how to post comments.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 06:49 PM on August 07, 2007
Does this site just find different ways to talk about the same foolishness?
posted by Aces Full at 05:45 PM on August 07, 2007