11/05/24
October 10, 2006
"Don't be the guy,": Brad Childress warns his players before their bye week. As in "Don't be the guy who gets arrested and embarrasses the organization".
posted by mr_crash_davis to football at 12:27 PM - 8 comments
When Childress makes this sort of statement, it's extra-effective because he's a dead ringer for Major Dad.
posted by cobra! at 01:29 PM on October 10, 2006
Which leads inevitably to the question: "Is there a wrong end of a double-headed dildo?" If you're a guy watching? No. If you're a guy involved? Two.
posted by wfrazerjr at 01:36 PM on October 10, 2006
whats embarrarssing is watching brad johnson throw a 20 yard out
posted by restrada at 01:46 PM on October 10, 2006
If you're a guy involved, you've already answered that question for yourself. And I trust that Childress knows his team enough to think this was necessary. I'm sure it was aimed at a small group of people who hopefully knew who they were, and if it makes one of them think an extra moment before they pull a gun on a cop or beat their wife or whatever, then good on Childress for saying it. Think of the stupid things you (yes, I'm talking to you) have done in your life. I'm not saying having someone in your head saying "don't be stupid, now" would have helped, but who's to say it wouldn't have?
posted by chicobangs at 04:05 PM on October 10, 2006
Could somebody give Childress Chris Henry's phone number?
posted by tahoemoj at 05:31 PM on October 10, 2006
If women (read: fun) have to be "flown in" to Minnesota, then I feel sorry for the team on so many levels.
posted by smithnyiu at 07:07 PM on October 10, 2006
good luck
posted by SDM at 07:20 PM on October 10, 2006
Which leads inevitably to the question: "Is there a wrong end of a double-headed dildo?"