April 27, 2006

Returned 2004 World Series Ball: 'Doug Mientkiewicz Physically And Mentally Abused Me'.

A deal to return the ball was reached on Sunday, when Red Sox president Larry Lucchino finally agreed to several of Meintkiewicz's demands, which included "enough money to put food on my table for the rest of my life" and "another baseball."

posted by justgary to baseball at 05:36 PM - 9 comments

They should have given it to Buckner.

posted by GoBirds at 06:30 PM on April 27, 2006

I think the ball should sue Mientkiewicz for punitive damages.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:40 PM on April 27, 2006

The ball should thank God every night that it didn't end up in Pedro's hands!!

posted by INOALOSER at 09:43 PM on April 27, 2006

they should pit the ball against the half eaten hot dog from babe ruth and see who wins.

posted by aktrio04 at 10:58 PM on April 27, 2006

mankiewicwz let most pro athletes. money first screw the public

posted by arturo at 09:00 AM on April 28, 2006

mankiewicwz let most pro athletes. money first screw the public Yeah, that Mientkiewicz, he totally... uh... money... and the fans... like Damon... all that money... plus, the public... uh... what were we talking about?

posted by BullpenPro at 09:20 AM on April 28, 2006

mankiewicwz let most pro athletes. money first screw the public posted by arturo at 9:00 AM CDT on April 28 English please.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:31 AM on April 28, 2006

What arturo was clearly saying was....uh.....never mind. It is just nice that this issue has been resolved.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 10:22 AM on April 28, 2006

Bear with me IT'S THE ONION! COMEDY! SATIRE!

posted by qbert72 at 11:02 AM on April 28, 2006

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